Hazbin Hotel Oneshots [CLOSED]

Husk x Insane!Female!Reader x AngelDust:Insane is the new Beauty

Hi guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Welcome to another one of my fanfics in this book. This polymorphic beauty was requested by @MidnightX14 , I hope you like it! Enjoy!
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     By day, Y/N was as insane as any girl in Hell should be. Drinking til she passes out, sleeping with her lovers, stealing from lingerie shops. But by night, she was completely different. A skilled helper for Satan, a sly huntress. She would kill any enemies of Satan, with or without permission.

    Currently, she was luring in some ass wipe with a history of bombing Satan's kingdom. (Fuck that sounds not ok) " C'mon honey, just one more time?" She heard him say with agony, while she hid in the shadows. "NO! I'm sick of all this SHIT! I'm only a sex doll in your eyes. IM DONE!" She heard a random woman yell in despair, and then the cracking of heels. A high-pitched scream, and then silence. 'Woman abuser. The worst kind too.' She wiped the angry glare off her face and replaced it with a seductive look.

     "Honey, you sure are a keeper." The victim turned his head around to find the most beautiful woman in his time in Hell. She seductively walked towards him, stepping on the body reluctantly. He wolf-whistled. "What's a beautiful little lady like ya' doin' outta yer' strip outfit honey?" He grinned a seductive grin and gripped her by the shoulders. Y/N grinned maniacally and pointed a gun at his head, shooting him. She laughed loudly and crazily.

     Suddenly, a gunshot rang thru the air. Y/N fell to the floor in pure agony as she felt her ears ring. Her leg writhed and bled out in pain as she screamed her heart out.  She heard two voices scream out to her before falling unconscious.

     "Jesus, Fuck Face! Calm your tits, she's gonna live!" A voice whisper-yelled, sounding rough and grumpy. "UuuuuUuuuu..... it's all MY fault!" Another voice said loudly, sounding full of over dramaticness(yes bitch I made a word) and despair. I grunted a little before sitting up, aware that I was in the hotel clinic. Angel and Husk were both shocked and overjoyed that their partner was awake. Did I mention Y/N's in a polymorphic relationship?

     She groaned in annoyance. "Will you two please stop FUCKING arguing? I'm trying to figure out what the fiddly fuck-a-doodle-doo is goin' on." She growled, which put the boys in place. "W-Well, you're in the clinic 'cause of a GODDAMN SHOOT IN THE FUCKING LEG!!" Husk raised his voice in the end, causing him to get a huge shush by the other patients. Angel sniffed, feeling sad. "How long?" The boys perked their heads up. "Y-You've been o-out for a week..." Angel said sadly, ignoring the other patients whispering about him.

    She sighed, feeling sane for once. "I didn't mean to leave you this long. Honestly, I was hoping have a good fuck with my favorite boyfriends, but with this leg I don't think I can..." The boys pouted. "But in the meantime, I think we have enough time for a hug, rIgHt?" She empathized the end with her usual insane tone, which Angel loved 'cause it sounded like him. Husk sighed, and brought his lovers in for a hug. After a while, they all realeased the hug and the boys bent over her.

    "Now be gone with y'all! I need my beauty rest!" She shooed them out, needing her beauty rest.
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*wipes sweat off forehead* Phew! That was tough!
Angel: More like shit.
What?! I know the ending was shitty but I didn't have the guts to write this until today!
Husk:*takes a swig of vodka* You're right Angel, it was shit.*gets slapped by me* OW! That hurt you gay shit!
Right back at ya, fluffy shithead. Anyway, before I resume shitalking myself, I'll sign out. So, this is Lyds, signing the fuck out. Please request!