Hazbin Hotel Oneshots [CLOSED]

Sir Pentious x Female!Reader: Slithered my Heart Away

Heya guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Lyds here with another story, this time with a sssssnake. This was requested by @jazza123456 !!! Enjoy!
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        The cold night air bit at her face as her cheeks turned rosy red. She slithered in the darkness of the street as midnight soon chimed in time. The streetlights emited a bright red light, casting an ominous glare on her face. The stars- well, there isn't supposed to be beauty in Hell, so no stars!

         Sir Pentious was enjoying a night without his pesky minions. Y/N was slithering in the streets. 'Perfect...' A gang decided to pick on the poor girl that they thought had no resources. But she did. "Heya! Little lady! You need some help?" Pentious yelled, trying to get her attention.
He saw the gang sneaking up on her and tried to take matters into his own hands. "Yes, actually. Can you wait over there for a few? I need to get something." She said very politely. He obeyed and stood in the shadows as the gang came closer.

     It happened in a flash before his eyes. He heard a songbird, he saw a pheonix. She wiped out the whole gang in... probably a few seconds. He couldn't tell what happened, but he needed something like that. She, on the other hand, was searching her bag for a knife. The gang leader got closer and she stabbed the leader. Easy, right? No. All the other members were trained with specific instructions on her weaknesses and flaws, destined to kill her. So, after nights of spying, she learned all their weaknesses. She just killed them with their own strategy.

      Y/N looked at the stranger with relief. "Did you need something?" She asked, returning to the question he asked earlier. 'He is pretty hot.' She blushed at the thought.(IM SORRY IF ITS BAD) Sir Pentious regained his posture and stalked longingly over to her. "I was just needing a new recruit, you have any ideas?"

Four months later:

      I finished off the last of those extermination angels before heading to the base. Yes, I know. I got employed by the one and only Sir Pentious. Even if he's a real hassle sometimes, he's a sweetheart. To me, anyway. I might have a little, ok, BIG love problem with him. He's just so nice! I love it. Anyway.

     The red walls (I'm making this up as I go along. So, don't judge me if you're reading after Hazbin Hotel comes out. I'm not changing it) had stains of blood and oil on them, probably from Pentious' minions. Y/N walked into his office, very proud of her achievements. The room smelled of dust, bones, and rotting corpses. 'Perfect.'

      Pentious was recently thinking about Y/N. No, not thinking. Romantising over her. Her long/short H/C hair, her big luminous (I hate this word, I don't know why) E/C eyes, her fashion... He loved it all. 'Perfect...' He thought as he hid in the shadows. He was going to confess to her, right now. But, in the first time in his, well, deathtime, he was terrified. Terrified of all the things that go wrong... 'Be brave!'

     Sir Pentious watched as Y/N's face scrunched up in confusion. He wanted her so badly. She looked sad. 'Why do you make me feel this way?' He wondered. Pentious made his way out of the shadows as Y/N was turned around. She was shocked that he looked embarrassed,  scared even. For once in her existence, she was frozen. Like a statue. No words came to the light as he moved forward and cupped her face. The kiss was long and passionate, full of want and need.(Where'd the "innocent" Lyds go?!) " I've been wanting that for a long time..."
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*forcfully pulls Pentious out of his office* How was it ass-hat?
Sir Pentious: *pulls away from my hard grip* FINE thank you.
Ugh. I hate your stupid arrogant ass.
Sir Pentious: Back at you, overreactive gay shitnugget gremlin.
HEY!!! Before I beat this BlackHat wanna-be, I'm gonna sign out. So this is Lyds, signing the fuck out.