Reckless { l.h. fan-fiction }

Chapter 1

What do I hate slightly less than school? School buses.

The stench of seemingly homeless bus drivers combined with the sweaty aroma of foam-filled seats does not go well with the ignorant and even more sweaty passengers, who's stupidity never ceases to amaze me each and every day. You'd believe there was a deodorant shortage in my town after one millisecond of stepping foot into my school.

Throughout the incessant yelps and unbelievably large amount of various balls being thrown around the vehicle, I heard my phone buzz.

***FROM: ♥︎Mom♥︎***

Have a nice day honey! Remember I'm gonna be at work until 12:00 am today;( Love You!

~

Internally barfing at how hard mother mother tried to be a normal parent, and her use of emoticons, I sighed and shoved my phone back into my pocket; why should I reply to someone who's forcing me to be put in the same room as 30 complete idiots for 7 hours a day, a new group of uneducated baboons 6 times a day.

I know what you're thinking. "Her report card sucked. She has no reason to call these people uneducated." Actually, my IQ is higher than the average 17 year old. The reason my grades "sucked" was entirely because of a small inconvenience. The entire school was filled with staff who had no ability to teach whatsoever, let alone grade papers. Each of my papers provided exactly what my ""instructors"" assigned. It was not my fault I had found loopholes to their rubrics and completed my assignments creatively and sophisticatedly. I'm not going to get into details, but there was never any restrictions to submitting a piece of art for your assignment, or adding songs into your presentations instead of typing out paragraphs that basically have the same meaning. Don't get me wrong, I can add 2 + 2 and type out endless pages of boring topics to feed the minds of boring professors, I simply choose not to. Why should I waste away my energy on irrelevant matters, when I could be doing something worth wasting energy on.

The bus screeched to a stop in front of the school's entrance. Students filed after me as I hopped off the magically-smelly school bus.:) Another day of walked through murky halls, dodging all human life forms, and sassing anyone who tried speaking to me, (which rarely ever happened) had begun. Unfortunately so had something else. 5 fucking days early. I just didn't realize it yet.

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HELLOOOOOO!!!!

SOOOOOo you survived the first chapter. Thats a pretty big accomplishment. Congrats. ＼(^o^)／

I HAVE A COUPLE THINGS TO SAY AND IM GONNA TRY AND MAKE IT SHORT

1.) I know it sucks. The whole books probably gonna suck. But its gonna get better than this garbage, trust me.

2.) cALm dOWN LUKE IS GOING TO POP UP SOMETIME. Perhaps with a couple friends oooooo

3.) My sarcasm levels are at the point where i dont even know if i am being sarcastic or not so if its like a pun or something stupid idk its probably my sarcasm. Aka my magic school bus pun = sarcasm.

4.) If you have a problem with swearing or cussing or whatever you call it, ignore it or just stop reading because i can guarantee my use of fowl-language will only grow. Whoops.

5.) Im going to try and update as often as i can, but idk it really depends on my mood i guess. I mean its 3:50 am here at the moment and im probably going to regret this entire book but who really cares. oh and i might add to some chapters idk but ill inform everyone

Sorry for the authors note, i know it was longer than the average male's dick, but it probably wont be as long next time.

Ok im done bye and dont drown yourself after reading this :)