Little Miracles (MLB + GFDD Crossover)

Chapter 1: A very strange day

(That's actually a picture that my mom took while we were in Paris a few years ago. Also, just imagine Ladybug and Chat Noir as like, in an anime version or something, just so that it isn't an animated show mixing with an anime show, cause that would be a little weird.😅)

Ira's POV
I was sitting on the couch, in the club room of the hideout. Nothing new. I felt bored as heck cause there was nothing to do. Marmo was out on a makeup run. Bel was having a nap on the other couch. Regina was trying to figure out how to be a "true friend" to Glitter Heart. And Gura and Riba were...well...now that I think about it, where are they? I haven't seen the two knuckleheads in weeks. Could something have happened?...nah, they don't need help. Besides, what did they ever do for me? I decided to go fight the Glitter Force. I was about to teleport when a feather from Bel's pillow tickled my nose,
Me:"Achoo!"
I accidentally teleported when I sneezed. But I didn't end up in Seashell Bay. I was under a tree and an apple fell and hit my head.
Me:"ow!"
I yelled, putting my hand on where the apple hit. I stood up and looked around me, everything seemed rather fancy and...French? Yeah, that's the word. I decided to look around, but I didn't fly because there were people everywhere. After walking for about 40 minutes, I saw a big, sort of "A" shaped, tower.
'Wait...that's not just any tower...THAT'S THE EIFFEL TOWER!!!'
Me:"...no way...I'm in Paris?!"
'I-I don't understand! What made me teleport to PARIS?!?! Wait...is it because I sneezed and accidentally teleported without thinking about where I wanted to go?...Yeah, that's probably it. But why Paris? I mean, the city of love isn't exactly the best place for a mercenare like me. Meh, whatever! I'll just teleport back home!'
I thought and snapped my fingers, but to my surprise...it didn't work! Then I looked at the Eiffel Tower, and I snapped my fingers again, this time it worked and I ended up at the top of the tower!
Me:"huh, something's messing with my powers so that I can't leave Paris."
I teleport back to the ground and look around me. Just then, something caught my attention...there was a girl, most likely rich, she had her blond hair in a ponytail, and white sunglasses resting just above her forehead. She was mostly wearing white, yellow, and black. She had blue eyes and she wore almost too much makeup, even MARMO doesn't have THAT much makeup on her face!
The girl was pushing people, making rude comments in front of everyone's faces, and even threatening people that she'll tell her "daddy" the mayor of Paris that they offended her. It amazed me how much this girl reminded me of Regina! I didn't think that anyone could be brattier until now! I tried to hold in my laughter, but I couldn't hold it in anymore when someone stood up to the girl and called her a clown face!
Me:"pffft! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
This caught the girls attention and she walked up to me, pure rage in her eyes. I couldn't stop laughing! I was practically CRYING from laughing so hard!
Mean girl:"WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHING AT?!?!?!?!"
I stopped laughing, but I was still feeling rather joyful about the situation,
Me:"isn't it obvious? I'm laughing at YOU!"
I said with a smirk, I wanted to see how many insults and burns it would take for this brat to break.
Mean girl:"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"
Me:"no, I don't. Nor do I care."
Mean girl:"WELL, THE NAMES BOURGEOIS!! CHLOE BOURGEOIS!!!! THE MAYORS DAUGHTER!!!"
Me:"Bourgeois? More like BRAT-geois!"
My comment made Chloe even more enraged then before,
Chloe:"MY DADDY CAN SUE YOUR FAMILY AND MAKE YOU POOR!!!"
Me:"well, jokes on you cause I don't live in Paris!"
Chloe:"SO?!?! I CAN STILL FIND YOUR PARENTS AND TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!"
Me:"*smirks* well, in that case...jokes on you again! I don't have parents! And my guardians couldn't care less about whether I'm mean to people or even rude! In fact, they EXPECT me to be mean! It IS what I was created to do after all!"
Chloe:"huh? What are you talking about?! What are you, crazy? Ha! I knew you were a nut!"
Me:"actually, I'm much worse than crazy...I'm made of pure dark energy! And I can plainly see that all you want is to prove that you're the best. So, all I have to say is...wish granted."
I said, and with that, I snapped my fingers and took her heart. Everyone that had seen our little argument gasped in horror as I laughed,
Me:"go! Release the darkness within your heart!"
I said, then, the dark heart grew bigger and bigger until it exploded into a puff of smoke, when the smoke disappeared, there was a distain in the form of a giant hairbrush with legs, arms, and eyes. People screamed and ran away, of course. I decided that I might as well destroy SOMETHING without the Glitter Force on my tail! I mean, I may never get this chance again! I flew up, beside the distain.
Me:"GO DISTAIN!! DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!"
Distain:"distain!!"
The distain followed my command and started to destroy everything, buildings, museums, finally, the distain started to head for the Eiffel Tower, I flew after it. Just then, two people jumped in! One of them was a teenage girl, she had black pigtails, bluebell eyes that had a red mask with black polka dots over them, and she was wearing a red suit with polka dots too! She also had a weird, yo-yo looking thing hanging around her waist, was that supposed to be a weapon? The other one looked cool enough, a teenage boy, probably at least a year older than the girl beside him, blond, messy hair, emerald green cat eyes, black cat ears on his head, black mask over his eyes, black suit, black belt for a tail. He had a much cooler weapon than the girl, unlike her lame yo-yo, this guy actually had something that could do some damage! He had a silver baton! And from the looks of things, it's extendable. The girl was probably around 13, the boy looked 14. I roll my eyes and go,
Me:"seriously?! Super heroes?! Here?! In Paris?! Geez!*sigh* I can't catch a break..."
I pouted with my arms and legs crossed while still in the air, the boy started to talk to his partner,
Boy:"well, M'lady? Should we get to his Akuma?"
Me:"uhhhh...what a wonderful phrase?"
Boy & girl:"EH?!?!"
(A/N HAKUNA MATATA!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE!!)
Boy:"wait, you mean to tell us that you don't know what an Akuma is?"
Me:"uhhh...no...what is that? Also, who are you people?!"
Girl:"uhhh...you...don't know who your targets are?"
Me:"targets? What are you talking about? I don't have a target, I'm just doing this for my boss."
Boy:"lemme guess, Hawkmoth?"
Me:"pfffft!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT KIND OF EVIL MASTERMIND CALLS THEMSELVES HAWKMOTH?!?! HAHAHA!!"
After I stop laughing, the girl flings her yo-yo up to me and my hands get caught! It pinched a bit, and I couldn't escape from it! So, as my only defence, I turned my head to my distain,
Me:"Distain! Attack!"
Distain:"DISTAIN!!"
The distain attacked them as I instructed, forcing the girl to release me so that she could dodge out of the way.
Me:"good. Now! Distain! Do your thing!"
The distain launched another attack at the two heroes. This time they couldn't dodge fast enough and got knocked to the ground.