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How I got framed for saying something I didn't say that it was inapropriate

One day when I was at school, I was in year 5 (4th grade in Britain) I was playing outside with my friends at break (recess) and I got into like an argument with one of the girls, I don't wanna say her actual name to expose her so let's just call her Alexandra Burke. So she got all pissed and said, "Go have sex with a monkey." and me being the immature, uneducated girl I was back then (who tf am I kidding I'm still uneducated now lmfao) said and again I don't wanna say his actual name so let's just call him Kevin Hart. So anyway, I said "You probably do that with Kevin Hart."

Then the rest of out friendship group get mad at ME and run off to tell a teacher who wasn't far away. So this teacher really cannot be assed dealing with our shit right now so she sends us up to these horrible teachers who always blame me when there's a problem and let's just call the brunette one Carly and the blonde one Sam (iCarly reference). 

Carly is writing down everything we're saying about what happened and obviously I'm in a room with 3 people who are against me including 2 teachers who already can't stand me because of past problems which I (obviously me) have gotten in trouble for even though I didn't do anything wrong, so it automatically looks like I'm lying when I'm not. So Sam who I despise with a passion is telling me that what I've said was disgusting but the thing is, I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY IT, I just fired back like a normal person would. So now the other 2 girls who heard what happened between me and Alexandra Burke are LYING about what they heard, PROTECTING Alexandra Burke whilst knowing exactly what she did so now I'm pissed.

I'm just there trying to do everything I can to make Sam believe me for just once in her life and trying to make sure she doesn't call my parents and tell them what went down in school. So basically Carly and Sam agreed that they wouldn't tell my parents and they didn't. Although it's been 4 years since this incident and to this day, Carly and Sam believe that I said it because of course nobody believed me because that's just my life and exactly how it works.