✭ ~Splatoon Texting Oneshots!~ ✭

➳Aloha x Army➳

This was requested by @WoomyNation <3

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This is not set on a group chat ♥

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Aloha- bitch I'm a cow, bitch i'm a cow

Army- What?!

Aloha- i ain't a moose bitch, get out my hay

Army- Aloha, I'm concerned.

Aloha- i'm quoting a great song

Army- About cows?!

Aloha- thicc cows to be exact

Army- Why? Just... why?

Aloha- because BICH I'M A COW

Aloha- got milk, bitch? got beef? got steak, ho? got cheese? 

Army- Not again...

Aloha- mooo!

Army- I hate you...

Aloha- you don't actually mean that though? ;) ♡

Army- ...

Aloha- army you're cute 

Army- ...

Aloha- hey say something to me ;)

Army- No.

Aloha- Notice me senpai :(

Army- You know Aloha, sometimes I really do hate you...

Aloha- But you love me really, you're just afraid to admit it? ;) ♡

Army- ...

Aloha- take a hint.

Army- I'm sorry.

Aloha- You don't like me? ;(

Army- What? I like you.

Aloha- in what way? ;)

Army- You're the biggest flirt I've ever met in my entire life.

Army- But Aloha, I love you.

Aloha- holy crap cwihndwuegcbhnjajmkoswijeg

Army- ?

Aloha- I love you too <3

Army- <3

Aloha- so, when did you notice my hints? ;)

Army- You're hints aren't very subtle...

Aloha- was that what made you love me? <3

Army- I don't know...

Aloha- oh well you're my boyfriend now :)

Army- wow never thought I'd date a cow.

Aloha- Bich I'm a cow

Aloha- I'm not a cat, i don't say meow

Army- This is why I love you.

Aloha- ♡

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I am so sorry for this trash owo

Ok, so Aloha totally would like that song, here it is-

it's lowkey catchy af.