JAX
There is a three year age gap between you two. Not very big.
JUICE
There is a ten year age gap. But since you both act like five-year-olds no one really notices anymore.
HALF-SACK
There is a seven month difference, him being the oldest out of you two.
TIG
There is a thirteen year difference but neither of you two mind it. You will both pick a fight with whoever mentions it in a bad way.
OPIE
There is a 9 year difference but you are both mature enough to pass as eighty year olds.
