Let's Stop The Apocalypse

Bunk Beds

MORIARTY POV

I woke up in a strange place, in... bunk beds? One minute I was at my house with Sebastian and the next I was here. Where's Sebastian at anyways? I rolled over just in time to see Sebastian fall off of the bed above mine. He groaned and stood up.

"How the hell did we get here?"

"I'm not really sure, but I know this place isn't normal, and that you landed on your left wrist, spraining it."

"Okay, and? We need to get out of here."

"I know Seb give me a minute to think. I just woke up and I'm not sure where I'm at. Do you have any guns on you?"

"Jim, do you realize who you're talking to?"

"Yes, yes I know, I told you I'm out of it. What did they give us? Holy shit it's messing with my brain."

"Jim? I feel normal, they didn't drug me."

"Well, they did something to me. I don't know why, but I don't like it."

"I say we should get out of here."

That's the last I heard before I passed out.

"Jim? Jim are you awake?"

I woke up to Sebastian shaking me.

"Yes, yes I'm up. Now let's get out of here."

"Um, boss, I don't think that's such a good idea."

"Why the hell not Sebastian? You have weapons on you. I know you do."

"That's not the reason I said it. You're in terrible shape boss. I'm not sure you could even walk right now."

"Stay in here my ass."

"Well there's the Jim I know and love. Maybe the drugs wearing off after all. It only took two days."

"TWO DAYS?!"

"I'm just messing with ya. You were actually only out for a few hours."

"I will find this person, and I will handcuff him to a tree, naked, and throw the key into the woods."

"Yep, there's the Jim I know and love."

I stood up and wobbled a little, but steadied myself easily. I walked over to the door, pulled the knob, and it opened without a problem. Strange.

We walked into the hallway, and Sebastian handed me a gun and kept one for himself. I don't know where he hides all of them, but at least we have weapons. Now to find the son of a bitch who did this.

We weren't walking for that long when we heard a strange noise. I can't even begin to describe it. It was almost like a sort of whirring and groaning, as if we were in a giant machine. I can't figure out what's causing it though, and that bothers me.

We wandered about for almost three hours and found nothing. There were no people, only a bunch of doors. We also found a library with a swimming pool in it. How weird. I don't like this place. Not one bit.

After another few hours of wandering about, we came to a set of stairs. I peered down to see if there was anyone there and sure enough, there was.

"That's our captor." Seb said pointing to a man with a fez and a bow tie.

"There is no way that's him. He couldn't have taken down both of us. He couldn't even have taken down you to get to me."

"He could if he had help."

"Well did he? I don't remember a thing."

"I'm not sure, but let's go down and find out what we're doing here."

"Okay."

We started down the steps, but then I saw a couple of familiar faces down there.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

So they've finally come out of the closet and admitted their feelings to each other? When did that happen?

I backed up right into Sebastian and he have me a questioning look. I motioned my hand to direct him back up the stairs.

"What's wrong boss?"

"Sherlock Holmes and John Watson." I spat.

"Then this should be fun. I've always wanted a go at those two, although mainly Sherlock since John saved my life during the war."

"Oh yes, how very touching."

"Shut up," he growled. "If he hadn't saved me I wouldn't be here working with you."

"True, but we really must not focus on that right now. Let's get this party started."

I walked down the stairs and nobody noticed me. Not until I got to the bottom and said,

"Did you miss me?"

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AUTHORS NOTE

Wow I'm not even sure what happened here. I don't know what I was thinking writing this chapter but it's bad, weird, and totally wrong. Also, I need a better chapter name. I'll have to review it when I'm more awake. It's after midnight and I'll get in trouble if I'm caught on my phone but I had to finish this chapter. I apologize, hopefully the next few chapters will be longer and better, and that they won't be as bad as these past couple of chapters. I've got to go now. Byeee