A Bunch Of Hetalia Romances

Damn Pirate

* Goes to emo corner with Tamaki and lays down in a ball and cries* OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! iM SO FRICKEN SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!!!! I was at the dominican republic and i just came back yesterday. U HAVE NO IDEA HOW SICK I FELT AFTER GETTING OFF THAT M*THER F*CKIN AIRPLANE! i just wanted to curl up on the ground like japan after italy gave him a car ride. I'm a disappointment to you readers and a failure...PLEASE FORGIVE ME IM BEGGIN YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D'X So heres a pirate england for my lovely readers, especially rubybast and Mad_As_A_Hatter. HOPE YOU GUYS LOVE IT! :D

You were a very famous and feard Captain of the ship 'The Black Ruby' (sorry bout the sucky name... -_-") that sailed the seven seas raiding other ships for their treasure. The meer name of yous ship sent shivers down peoples' spines. The reason for that because you once fought and killed an entire crew of 457 men with your bare hands; plus, you were a woman after all ( not sexist at all guys. its just people back then were like that so come on. : /) But even with all of your riches, fame, and respect, you did have a rival. Captain Arthur Kirkland. Every once in a while, he tried to raid your ship and take your supplies/treasure; but ofcourse, each time he came you kicked his ass off the ship. Literally (sp?). Currentley, you were sailing through the carribean in search of some sugar cane and molasses. It was an extremely sunny and warm day close to the coral reefs as your men tried to reach a remot island to find some fruit. You wore your white blouse with its sleeves rolled up and bottom tied in a knot above your belly button, black pants rolled up to your knees, low boots folded down as much as possible, and your long (h/c) hair tucked under your navy blue captains hat. You noticed everyone was extremely hot and tired as they looked at the beautiful blue reefs below, yearning to dive in. You felt bad for them and decided to give them a break for today. Even though you were feard and respected, you were very nice and fair with your crew. " Crew! Front and center now!" You yelled. Immediatley the entire crew of 39 men gathered infront of you, most were either whispering to each other or wondering why they're gathered here now. " As you know," you said as you walked back and forth, " Today's an especially hot day with the sun beaming down on us. Since it's also such a beautiful day and we are right by the reefs, I'll let you guys have the rest of the day off if you finish your duties in half an hour. Understood?" There was a chorus of Yes ma'am, ay ay and hollers of joy after you finished speaking. You smiled and nodded your head at them. " And I will also be cooking tonight, so you better do a good job you scumbags!" You yelled playfully. You were the best cook in your hometown before you joined in piracy, making people all over the country come to your little pub for some of you food, home made rum, and beer ( Yup! you could cook even better than Feliciano, Francis, and Ludwig combined. :) ). This just made everyone holler in joy even louder. You chuckled a bit and dismissed everyone.

~Thirty Minutes Later Time Skip Brought To You By Iggy-Brows~

"Allright! Everybody ready?!" You yelled excitedly. "Yes ma'am!" they screamed. You stood up on the edge of the ship with a bikini swimsuit that had your country's flag on it. " ONWARDS MEN! TO THE SEA~!" you yelled as you jumped off the ship. You dove into the water with a huge splash followed by your other crew mates. You resurfaced quickly and gave a hearty laugh when you saw the crew horsing around. It gave you joy to see the crew having fun and enjoying themselves. Especially when most of them are your closest freinds. You dove underwater again and swam in the beautiful coral reefs, awed by the bright colors of the fish and coral living there. But something caught your eye when you saw a dark figure drifting above the water. Being the curious person you are, you swam towards the surface next to the figure. When you surfaced, you were shocked to find that it was captain Arthur Kirkland unconcious and wounded! He was deathly pale with some soot in his hair and face; there was also a huge gash that was bleeding heavily on his side. You shook your head at the stupid man and swam back to your ship with Arthur in your grasp. " Alfred! I need you to be incharge while I tend to Iggy here!" you yelled at the American. " No sweat dudette!" ( hah. that rhymed :) ) I nodded my head and climed onto the ship with the idiot brit over my shoulder. I'm a pretty tough person; kinda like Alfred but with more power. I carried Arthur to the huge infirmary and layed him down on one of the many beds. The room had about 20 or more beds, a quite big window that had a small ledge and a large counter filled with medical tools and medicine. You began taking off his shirt to reveal the gash that was much worse than you thought. It looked to be 1 inch deep and was still bleeding alot. You started rubbing some alcohol on the wound and stitched it up. After that, you put some dry clothes on Arthur and cleaned him up the best you could. You wiped the sweat that was forming on your forehead and put away all of the medical tools back on the counter. You then went back to your room and changed into a white shortsleeve shirt with a fashionable yet comfortable blood red corset over it, short black trousers and boots that came up just above my ankles. " Now to fix up dinner."

~Le time skip brought to you by frog face Francis~

____'s POV

" Enjoy the meal men! After you finish eating, clean up the mess ok?!" I yelled. " Yes captain!" My crew replied, after which they began eating the glorious feast I made for them. I made different kinds of food for everyone here based on they're nationality, since they deserved something extra special. But I did put all different kinds of rum, wine, beer and scotch on the table. You can find any kind of food from any nation on the table which I'm pretty proud of. " Well, I guess I shall take my leave. I still have to take care of Arthur in the infirmary." I said to myself. Before I left, I brought with me a plate of scones and fish with chips. As I entered the Infirmary, I was at awe of the full moon glowing in the sky outside. I placed the plate of food on a nightstand next to Arthur and sat outside the window on the ledge. The vast ocean was a navy blue color and the night sky was littered with stars that twinkled above me. I looked behind me and saw Arthur sleeping soundly on the bed. I scrunched my eyebrows together and mumured to myself " Why do you have to be such an idiot at times? Why....why did I have to fall in love with you twit?" I layed my head back on the window and found myself drifting to sleep by the sounds of the ocean's waves.

~Yet another timeskip~ A few hours later~ ____'s pov

I woke up to a panting noise around midnight. Reluctantly, I opened my eyes and looked around the room; nobody except Arthur was there. I sighed and walked towards his bed to find his face flushed and beads of sweat forming on his forehead. I gentley put my hand on his forehead and a sympetic look took over my face. " You have quite a fever now don't you Arthur?" I asked. Not like he was going to answer anyway. I walked over to the medicine counter and got a small towel. I dumped it in some water that was on a nightstand and gentley placed it on his head. " Poor thing." I said as I placed my hand on his cheek. I was shocked to find Arthur waking up as soon as I touched his cheek. " H-hello ____. What brings you here?" he asked weakly. Yup, he was delusional too. " You were injured badly when I found you in the ocean. What happened to you?" There was a moment of silence until he smiled and said " That's nice love. Oh, flying mint bunny's on your head you know." A light pink tinted my cheeks when he called me love. " Arthur, your being delusional. I'll have to leave so you can rest ok?" Just as you were about to move, Arthur grabbed your hand and pulled you into the bed with him. He gave you a warm embrace and buried his head in the crook of your neck. "Arthur, let me go. You need to sleep." I said. Even though my voice was stern, the blush that was diminishing came back in full force. Arthur just hugged me tighter and snuggled deeper into my neck. " Just stay here with me love. Please?" My eyes softened a bit as I buried my face in his chest. " Fine." I mumbled. Even though I acted like I wanted to leave him, his warm embrace was too comfortable to do so. It was as if he put me under a trance. With a yawn, I clutched his shirt beginning to go to back to sleep. " I love you ____. Never forget that." I heard Arthur say as I fell into a comfertable darkness.

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ok. not really proud of my story, but it's the best I could do since I'm still not feeling well. But it could be worse; England might have forced me to eat a scone but, eh, what are you gonna do? :) Please hold requests for now, I have a few more to do until i can open up requests again. SO VOTE, COMMENT, FAN, AND STAY AWSOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! XD