The Pink Rose (An Ouran High school Host Club Fan fiction)

Chapter 17: That sneaky Honey

Chapter 17: That Sneaky Honey

"...And then Tamaki gave us this hoodie" I said telling the story of how I got in this hoodie to the twins. "So your not going to swim?" Hikaru asked chewing on the last of his banana he took the banana peel and just threw it on the ground. "Hold on you can swim?" Kaoru asked me, I looked up at the sky and nodded "I can swim" I said to them, I looked back to them "This isn't exactly my idea of fun water parks are great when your a kid but I prefer the beach" I said giving my honest opinion.

"I don't get what's so great about this place all you really need to play in the water is a plastic pool" Haruhi said joining the conversation, we all turned to her. "A plastic pool?" The twins questioned in unison which gave me the idea that they didn't know what that was. "What's that?" They asked in unison which confirmed that they didn't know what a plastic pool was. "Well it's about this size" I said giving an example of a plastic pool using my hands "There round and to use it you need to pump air into it" Haruhi explained in better detail, I've never seen one or heard of it to be exact but if you search it up you get some pretty good images plus I was writing a report on plastic and the many ways you could you use it so I guess I do know much about the subject.

"You dummy's" Hikaru insulting us trying to act all bright and smart "That's an inflatable boat you dummy's" Kaoru added again insulting us, "There's no way something that small could be used as a pool" Hikaru said, they clearly got the wrong idea of the subject "yea" Kaoru agreed. Haruhi rolled her eyes and turned to me "I'm surprised you know about the subject Ella" she said to me "Oh in Middle school I had to write a report on plastic and the many ways to use it so I used a plastic pool as one of my examples" I explained to her my reason of knowing about a plastic pool. "Either way Guys it's a small pool haven't you guys seen little kids playing in them" Haruhi scolded annoyed of the twins idiocy and it's true you'd think they'd know as much as what a plastic pool is.

Though Haurhi did tell me that they didn't know what instant tea is. Tamaki grabbed the twins and had very deep conversation with them about Haruhi and her commoner knowledge in some ways these people are racist. "I can't but feel like I should be offended" Haruhi said to me very annoyed of the subject they were talking about which was her, I patted her back with a smile "Never mind that we've got. A question" Hikaru said interrogating Tamaki "Why did you make Ella and Haruhi where those ugly hoodies" Kaoru asked clearly annoyed "Yea especially Ella we wanted to see her in a swimsuit" Hikaru added it's funny how they don't notice that I'm standing right here and could hear all there dirty Ideas. "I would of thought for sure you'd want to see Haruhi I'm a swimsuit" Hikaru said an image off Tamaki begging to see Haruhi in a swimsuit flashed in my mind but it does make sense since he likes her though he doesn't realize it. The twins went off making fun of Tamaki and saying how he's a pervert because he wants to see Haruhi in a swimsuit and no one else which makes me wonder why he made me where a swimsuit.

"That's not it at all" Tamaki said blushing but still standing tall, he's a pervert for sure it has been confirmed. "I was just trying to protect there innocence with you nasty guys Ella is defensive and if you guys can't get Ella you'll chase my poor Haruhi" he said trying to explain the situation but that doesn't change the fact that he's a pervert and I don't need saving from the twins. The twins pointed to me and Haruhi who were standing behind him hearing the conversation loud and clear. We both looked at each other with annoyed looks and then sighed this club couldn't be any more perverted because the writers wanted things pg.

"ELLA-CHAN!!!" Honey called on my name grabbing my hand "Lets play" he said grabbing Haruhi's hand as well, "you guys wanna go swimming?" He asked, my face went to annoyed to scared in a split second. "No thanks honey" I said pulling away from his grip "Hold on you know how to swim how come your wearing that float?" Haruhi said pointing out that honey had floaties (thumbs up for people who call floats, floaties). Honey shook his head which made me wonder, maybe I can make a deal with him if he lets me wear that floaty and I'll join him in the pool. "It just looks cuter this way" Honey said spinning around all cute with pink bubbles and hearts around his cute self (she called honey cute!!!). Honey ran away into the pool being adorable "He's right" Haruhi said looking out to "Those bunnys are cute" I said with a soft smile (Normal girly smile). "He's so innocent" the twins said walking next to us looking to Honey be all cute.

"NO WAY!" A screeching voice but yet so familiar said underground, shivers went down my spine "YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG" the voice said as the ground began to shake the floor opened up and motor noise was heard as a tube with nun other than Renge on it started rolling up from the ground. Renge was in a black bikini with some weird purple tattoo on her stomach with a purple umbrella and her hair placed to the side in a braid with her usual bow she laughed evilly like always making a big entrance by disabling the tiki bar with her motor. Haruhi and I jaws dropped at the sight of what Renge did "How does she do that?" Haruhi questioned looking at Renge "It's like the rig follows her" I said not believing what I saw myself this girl is crazier than the club well no one is crazier than the club. Tamaki walked beside us also starring in shock of what Renge did, this is one crazy manager.

"That outfit is pretty impressive" Hikaru said looking at Renge's outfit or bikini to be exact, "What's with the tattoo on your stomach?" Kaoru asked also seeing the tattoo "Oh that" Renge said and that just meant she was about to tell some dramatic story. "You don't recognize it? I'm cosplaying" Renge said "Yea as who?" Hikaru asked in a bored tone "La-La" Renge sang in an opera form. "La La? The manga magazine?" Kaoru questioned "LaLa?" I asked confused of what they were talking about. "Her dream, risen from the abyss those blue eyes, lighting up young men's faces her singing voice! LAAA! See I am Quon Kisaragi" Renge said in her dream like state and if she is this manga person I doubt she looks anything like them though I can't be so sure of that since I've never seen them but I'm pretty sure. "I wouldn't have guessed" Haruhi said, I guess she didn't recognize Renge's inspiration for the Cosplay.

Renge started modeling around in front of Haruhi and I though we didn't get it how she could be the famous Quon. "Hey boss do you think it's okay for Renge to be dressed" Hikaru began asking "Like that?" Kaoru finished for him, Hmp they want Tamaki to let Haruhi and I be in bathing suits but either way it's our choice and I'd rather stay like this. "Well yea it's okay" Tamaki said "And why is that" the twins asked curiously "Because it's cosplaying" Tamaki said thinking about the subject.

"LISTEN UP BOYS" Renge yelled, does she not realize that I'm a girl. "You obviously need help understanding Haninkzuka-Senpai hidden a motives" Renge said acting like a boss or some expert. Is it me or is everyone trying to act like Kyoya?

"Look" Renge said pointing to Honey who was jumping in the water like a normal little kid which he's not but we all have agreed that he is. "TAKASHI!!" Honey yelled as he jumped in the water, Mori turned around looking at honey waving at him.

"What are you talking about?" Tamaki asked Renge confused of what the point she was trying to make which I think all of us are confused of. "Think about what he said earlier" Renge said acting all supreme I began to think back to what he said.

--Flash Back--

"It just looks cuter this way" Honey said spinning around all cute with pink bubbles and hearts around his cute self (she called honey cute!!!). Honey ran away into the pool being adorable "He's right" Haruhi said looking out to "Those bunnys are cute" I said with a soft smile (Normal girly smile).

--End of Flash Back--

"He's not being as innocent as you think" Renge said interrupting my flash back "I agree" Kyoya said pushing his glasses into place which means he's got it all figured out and now is going to mind blow us. "Try putting the word 'I' in front of that sentence" Kyoya said we all rubbed our chins thinking about that.

--Flash back with alterations--

"I just looks cuter this way" Honey said spinning around all cute with pink bubbles and hearts around his cute self (she called honey cute!!!).

--End of Flash Back with Alterations--

"He planned that" Tamaki and the twins said shocked turning around to look at honey. Like I said Kyoya has once again mind blown us with his knowledge and today he had the special help of Renge (moment of applause). "That's Haninozuka" Renge said with a smile of achievement "He's taking steps to keep his rank just so no other Lolita boy type comes and destroys his place" Renge said, I was dearly mind blown of all this knowledge (applause for Renge). We were all shocked and feeling idiotic for not noticing it earlier (She called honey cute earlier she clearly fell for his trick).

"LOOK GUYS!!" Honeh yelled to us we all turned our heads to see what he was talking about. Mori was swimming with Honey on his back in the current pool but as they swam they didn't increase nor decease speed. "Even though were swimming really fast we never go any further than we are now!" Honey yelled like a little kid realizing that the moon doesn't chase the car. He had a happy smile surrounded by cute little pink fuzzy clouds, it's amazing that he planned all that. That sneaky Honey...