Guys! THE NEWS IS IN!
Tord has stopped his plans of taking over the world with his red army and has decided to LAUNCH HIS OWN BISCUIT!!!!!!!
PLEASE SUPPORT HIM! NOW IN YOUR NEAREST GROCERY STORE!
P.S Long story short, I saw this while we were walking through the store and I'm like "I NEED THIS" and shoved it into the cart without my mom's consent lololol
You could say I had to pay with my own money ;v;
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"That...That was uncalled for!"
You say, a bit frustrated that he just "pecked" you out of the blue.
"Yeah, and so was my birth." He replies.
Awkward silence was between you two right after Tom's dark-humored joke.
"Funny."
You say in mono, walking past him to the other guys
"Hey! I thought that was a funny joke! You know, since my life is one."
He says, catching up to you.
"Well you wouldn't make it as a comedian is what I would say." You reply.
"And you just did." He says.
"Hey guys!" Laurel comes up to the both of you. "I'm assuming you're done with exploring?"
"Uhh...not really..." You say, turning around to face her.
"Aww, that's a shame. It's about to be lunch time too...and I was told you'll have to take your leave right after lunch..." She says. "Oh! I know! Why don't you help in making lunch! With the costume and everything!" Laurel adds excitingly.
"Wh-what costume are you implying?" You ask, a bit nervous on what's coming next.
"This!" Laurel shows you her phone that showed a photo of a pink bunny hoodie with booty shorts...along with a pink apron.
"Why does it look like it came out of a really bad fanfiction?" Tom comments.
"How did you kno—I mean not really. The children designed it themselves and we just went along with it." Laurel replies casually.
"...Please don't tell me that you're expecting me to wear that thing."
Laurel does a dramatic gasp, "(Y/N)! This is the children's design! It's either you wear it or break their poor innocent hearts!"
"But I don't cook!"
"That's alright! All you have to do is deliver the food to the children! They'll love you for it!"
"Tom! Come on! Tell her that I don't wanna wear that!"
Tom examines the photo again, thinks to himself, then nods.
"(Y/N) said she's delighted in wearing that costume."
"Yeah, Laurel! What he sa—WHAT."
You glare at the blue-hooded man beside you.
"Come onnn, (Y/N)! Even your boyfriend agrees! Right, Tom?" Laurel says, eyeing Tom.
Tom nods as well, ignoring the boyfriend part.
"Oh! I see the other guys! I'll ask them if they also want to see you in this!" Laurel was about to run up to the others but you pull her back.
"Fine, fine! I'll do it! Where's the costume??"
You say, not wanting the answers of Edd and Matt, as you already knew what they were gonna say.
"I'll go get it! Wait here!" Laurel says, rushing off to the direction she came from.
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