Being Different (D.Winchester)

1.86 Chuck

 On the way to Chuck's house. 

We were all in the car. The boys weren't happy at al but who can blame them.

I was only reading some "Delena stans"

I read one out loud "oh my god, Dean and Elena are just so hot i can't even...."

Sam cracked up in the backseat. 

Me "hold on. "Elena is like the hottest girl out there, she's my queen"

I smiled and read another one "If Elena would just tell Dean what she and Bobby were talking abouuuuttt- "

I cut myself and my eyes widened "Whhaaat?"

Oh fuck. 

Dean "finish the sentence "

I shook my head "yeah no"

At Chuck's house. 

   We got out of the Impala and walked to the front door. Dean was rigid at the moment. He rang the doorbell. 

A man in a open bathrobe opened it. Thank god he was wearing a shit and boxers under it. 

Dean "You Chuck Shurley?"

 Sam "The Chuck Shurley who wrote the "Supernatural" books? "

Chuck eyed us "Maybe. Why? "

Dean " I'm Dean. This is Sam. and This is Elena. The Dean and Sam you've been writing about. "

Chuck closed the door in our faces. Dean rang the bell again. 

Chuck opened it " Look, uh... I appreciate your enthusiasm. Really, I do. It's, uh, it's always nice to hear from the fans. But, uh, for your own good, I strongly suggest you get a life."

He tried to close the door but Dean put a hand in " See, here's the thing. We have a life. You've been using it to write your books."

He pushed the door open and we walked inside. 

Chuck was scared now "Now, wait a minute. Now, this isn't funny."

 Dean nodded, pissed off " Damn straight, it's not funny. "

Sam " Look, we just want to know how you're doing it. "

Chuck shook his head "I'm not doing anything."

 Dean " Are you a hunter? "

Chuck asked confused " What? No. I'm a writer. "

Dean "Then how do you know so much about demons? "

He cornered Chuck who fell onto the couch. 

Dean " And Tulpas, and changelings? "

Chuck asked scared " Is this some kind of "Misery" thing? Ah, it is, isn't it? It's a "Misery" thing!"

 Dean shook his head " No, it's not a "Misery" thing. Believe me, we are not fans! "

Chuck "Well, then, what do you want?! "

Me "I'm Elena, this here is Sam and the lovely guy that's scaring you shitless is Dean"

Chuck "Elena, Sam and Dean are fictional characters. I made them up! They're not real!"

Dean and i looked at each other. 

Outside. 

Dean opened the trunk of the Impala, showing Chuck the arsenal. 

Chuck's jaw dropped "Are those real guns?"