How Did I Get Here? (Billdip)

Striking A Deal

~~With Bill~~

Bill has been listening to Dippers thoughts since he got back home. 'He worries way to much it's kinda.. cute. Wait Bill no you can't go all mushy mushy you'll be overthrown.' Bill thought, mentally slapping himself. "Paci hows the barrier coming along?" He asks Paci-Fire, as they are video chatting.
"It won't get any weaker boss and Sixer doesn't want to reveal anything." Paci-Fire says.
"Damn it." Bill whisper yells.
"I'll get right on it boss." Paci-Fire replies.
"You know what barrier or not we're starting this thing now. I finally have enough power to do this on my own." Bill says with adrenaline rushing through him.

~~With The Pines~~

Dipper is sitting on the couch that's on the porch, worrying about Bill's "plans." 'I mean what if he's just bluffing?' He thought to himself.
"MASON GET INSIDE NOW!" The brown haired male hears Ford yell from inside.
"Ok, ok, I'm coming!" Dipper yells in reply, running inside as Ford rushes to lock the door behind him and checks outside for who knows what. Dipper looks out the window and regrets it instantly as he sees the all to familiar neon X in the sky.
"Ford what the hell is going on?!" Dipper asks, trying to stay calm.
"Bill is back and he started weirdmaggedon all over again." Ford replies.
"Ugh I hate that dorito!" Mable yells. "We all do." Dipper says, rolling his eyes.

~~With Bill~~

"THE NAMES BILL CIPHER BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!" Bill yells, meaning it this time.
"But didn't you already do that and fail?!" A lady with a weird eye yells back.
"yOU wIll nOt mEntIOn thAt!" Bill yells, anger filling his vision.

"DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE THE PINES FAMILY IS?!" The dorito yells and there's silence.
"YOU WILL TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TURN YOU ALL TO STONE AND USE YOU AS MY OWN PERSONAL THRONE!" Bill screams.
"They're in the Mystery Shack." Someone yells back.
"Why thank you so much!" The triangle says as he snaps his fingers and everyone there turned to stone. Bill teleports to the Mystery Shack and turn into his newly made human form. Bill snaps the barrier off of the shack. "Oh Pines? Where art thou?" The dual haired male says snickering to himself. Ford opens the door.
"Come in! We have a barrier around the house! You'll be safe here!" Ford says.
"Wow, Sixer, I'm so flattered! I thought you didn't like me!" Bill replied, batting his eyelashes. Ford slammed the door. Bill opened the door and walked in. "Well, well, well, isn't this INTERESTING!" Bill says.
"How did you get in here!? We have a barrier!" Ford yells in confusion.
"Well, Sixer, my magic has finally become strong enough to overcome anything and everything!" Bill says, snapping so the Pines are all tied up in chairs and they're back in the fearimid. "Now who do I want to torture first? How about shooting star?" Bill says, slowly walking past each chair.
"NO!" Dipper yells.

'What if he's bluffing? Wait he has a human form now- he looks kinda hot. Wait dipper! You can't think that! You need to try and save Mable!' Dipper frantically thinks to himself. "Aww thank you! I think my human for is hot too! I specifically made it to please anyone and everyone! Any who, looks like Pinetree is going to try to stand up for his sister! Go ahead! Show me what you can do!" Bill says as he gets all up in Dippers face, He turns his head so He's not facing Bill.
"I want to make a deal." Dipper says.
"I'm listening." Bill replies, intrigued.
"Let go of my family."
"For?" Bill says, putting his hand on his chin.
"Me" Dipper says as Bills face lights up.

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