486-622: T.Strongest.System

Chapter 597: Despicable! Shameless!

What Lin Fan did not expect was that the Skill and Weapon Spirits would know how to contest over benefits. Seemed like their intellect was pretty decent.

Right now, his Paradise was just like a world of its own. Even though it wasn't that big, it still spanned out for 100,000 miles. While this could only be considered as a miniature world, it possessed everything it should have, without lacking in anything.

Right now, the Eighteen Levels of Hells made use of Mu Tian's realm. As such, there was a need to watch over the realm. The Heaven's Will within the Paradise right now required an overseer as well, in order to control over everything.

Within the Paradise, there would naturally be a ton of living beings. The Thunder Trainer King was someone who was skilled in the art of training. Therefore, other than him, there would be no one who was more suited for the role.

"Master, I've been following you from the very beginning. This big piece of rock here has no capabilities at all! The only thing he knows is to eat, eat and eat day and night! If we were to meet any enemies, he wouldn't have any use at all! If we were to let him oversee the Heaven's Will of the Paradise, we might be the ones to be walloped up like dogs by our enemies!" The Spirit of Biggra commented.

"Bullsh*t! I am the big ancient demon! My Bloodline is of the utmost grade, with an unparalleled might that can cause the entire Paradise to shudder! With your dodgy demeanor, how can the masses quiver and submit to you?" The big ancient demon retorted.

"Hmph! The Paradise will definitely be filled with living beings in the future! What capabilities do you have to take care of them?" The Spirit of Biggra asked.

"Then, what capabilities do YOU have?" The big ancient demon rebuked immediately.

"Hmph, hmph!" The Spirit of Biggra gave two cold laughs. "What capabilities do I have? Tons. I am the Spirit of Biggra! I can replenish the Spirit Qi of the Paradise itself! Not only that, I can have it pour with Spirit rain, nourishing the living beings! Also, I can…"

The Spirit of Biggra began to rant on and on and on. Even Lin Fan's eyebrows were twitching at his words.

"Lies! Carry on with your exaggerated lies! If you say that you can replenish the Spirit Qi of the Paradise, I'll give you that. But make it pour with Spirit rain? Who do you take yourself to be?" The big ancient demon scoffed.

Looking at the big ancient demon, the eyes of the Spirit of Biggra turned decisive. Pointing out with his finger, the river that was formed from the True Essence of Water rose into the air.

Opening his mouth, the Spirit of Biggra swallowed the entire vast and boundless river into his belly before burping.

"Alright, watch carefully now! I, the Spirit of Biggra, am the best candidate for being the overseer of the Heaven's Will of the Paradise! I shall be the true lord of the void of the Paradise! For my Master, for the sake of the Paradise's progression, I'm willing to make any sacrifices possible!" The Spirit of Biggra chimed loudly. His next course of action had Lin Fan absolutely dumbfounded.

The Spirit of Biggra took down his pants, whipped out his donger, and started pissing!

Instantly, the whole sky was filled with Spirit rain that sprayed down onto the world.

"Holy f*ck…!" Lin Fan was completely flabbergasted right now. If he were to f*cking let this Spirit of Biggra take on the seat of the overseer for the Heaven's Will of the Paradise, wouldn't his entire Paradise turn into a public toilet?