it's four in the morning
Lance: im not gay
Keith: PIDGE, ANALYSIS-
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Lance: lmao i want to die
Allura: not again
Keith: hmm'st'dve
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Pidge: this is the hardest question you'll ever be faced with. answer carefully.
Lance: s Q u a R e
Pidge: that is.. correct..
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FRIENDLY PSA!
adam says its gay to like girls because they like dick and thats gay :/
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Shiro: haha thanks no homo
"this is a starbucks and you literally asked me if i could give you a quarter for your parking meter."
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Keith: do i afraid you
Lance: istg if you quote fifty shades of grey one more fucking time im divorcing you and myself.
Keith: how-
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make happy | klance oneshots
FanfictionA book of au's, smut and fluff that's basically it.