make happy | klance oneshots

; klance is quality, bbs ;

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Lance: Keith, are you a pomegranate?

Keith: Wha-

Lance: Cause I wanna suck the seed out of you (I CAME UP WITH THIS AND IT HAS ME WEAK--) ;

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Hunk, in the other room, babysitting pidGE: "shes acting like a fucking rooster. i don't want to cock a doodle do this anymore.."

Lance, looking at Keith suggestively: I wanna cock a doodle do you c;

Keith: BITGH?? ;

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Keith: *exiSTS*

Lance: i found out how to picK UP WATER- ;

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sad keith: *exists*

lance: AY YO CORAN I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD IMA JUST DISAPPEAR????

*goeS AND CUDDLES THE HELL OUT OF KEITH*

happy Keith: Ay yo Lance I don't feel so good

*fucking disintegrates* ;