meme dealer ;; norenmin

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@thicc_moomin has created a group chat with @jensus & @nana™

wanna be ballers

thicc_moomin
guys.
peasants.
babes.

jensus
"peasants"
only a peasant for you though

thicc_moomin
broski
😤💞💞
also wheres banana?

nana™
is that supposed to be me?
bc thats cyber bullying

jensus
its cute though
just like you

thicc_moomin
yes^

nana™
Im seriously doubting you guys
are straight

thicc_moomin
assuming sexualities now are we? 🤧

nana™
dUDE
YOU TWO HAVE BEEN MAKING ME FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE SINCE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON

jensus
yknow some ppl don't appreciate the amount
of love they get

nana™
yeah,
two males calling me babe
makes me want to appreciate so much

thicc_moomin
you probably have it whipped out rn

nana™
have what whipped out?

jensus
your smol n cute dic

nana™
are we all on the "lets target jaemin train" ??

thicc_moomin
you didn't deny your dick was small though

nana™ is typing

jensus
hes writing a novel ☕👀

thicc_moomin
we stan an author 🙏

nana™
I will pierce your guys right ear, remove your testicles and put it through the piercing, and the stick a fuse through the tip, attach it to Fifteen sticks of TNT, douse you in gasoline, remove your fingernails, shove them in your eyeballs, and pour bleach into them, slice fifteen holes throughout your body, stick the TNT in each one, light the fuse, and for good measure, begin beating you with a stick until the TNT is about to explode, then hide behind a blast shield

jensus
thats some creative shit baby 💕💕

nana™
Im gonna actually do that to you^

thicc_moomin
my body kind of hurts now tbh

nana™
my dick cant be small then

thicc_moomin
wAS THAT AN INDIRECT JOKE THAT YOU FUCKED ME
BC IM-

jensus
cAn I jOIn tHoUGH ??

thicc_moomin
oF COURSE
you don't have to ask 👁👅👁

nana™
let me just delete myself

♡

I didn't make up jaemins threat. I aint that creative, fellas

I would add memes to the chapters but- ˙ ͜ʟ˙

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