meme dealer ;; norenmin

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This whole thing was ridiculous- absolutely the stupidest idea Renjun could have had, but here he was pressing the doorbell of Jeno's house.

It was honestly very difficult for Renjun to decide who he would meet first but with intense and intellectual thinking, he came to the conclusion that the murder chances of going to Jeno first were tremendously low. Considering all the death threats from Jaemin, of course.

His palms were starting to become sweaty and his heart wouldn't stop doing acrobatics. He let go of the bell and seconds after he heard a feminine voice yell, "Im coming!"

Renjun stepped back. His mind told him to leave, but his heart told him to stay and you know what they say about following your heart.

The Chinese boy turned around and bolted the other direction, faster than your man naruto could ever but he soon came into contact with a firm chest, causing him to halt and bounce back in his steps.

"Woah- you okay?" The person's voice was laced with concern, grabbing onto Renjun's shoulders to support him.

"To be honest, I'm feeling kinda emo- wait, Jeno?" Renjun wasn't trying to be rude. He didn't mean it in a way that all Asian men looked the same. Its just that this one had the same eye smile as the little boy in the iconic milk commercial. But the male standing right in front of him could totally make Renjun's train go from south pole to north.

"Huh? Do I know you?" The boy scrunched his nose and stared at him, "Have we met before?" 

Renjun thought about it for the next seconds. He could pretend to act like someone else but currently, no body's got time for that. "My son, how can you not recognize me?"

"R-Renjun?"

"Its actually pronounced l-o-n-j-i-n"

"What?!"

"I know" Renjun sighed, but Jeno began to laugh.

"I can't believe you steeped so low that you actually posting a meme of yourself" He held his stomach, "Oh fuck- I miss the manly red hair though."

"Well you wanted to fuck that guy and here I am" Renjun crossed his arm's playfully and frowned, but Jeno continued laughing. "Okay, seriously though, so some enthusiasm bae. Aren't you going to even ask how I managed to find you and all that cliche jazz?"

"Im guessing Jisung?" Jeno wiped a tear. "I don't know, I was half expecting this"

"Gosh, thats no fun" Renjun whined, but Jeno's damn eye smile turned it into a pleasant hum.

"Have you eaten yet?"

"Awwwwwwww, bro" Renjun held the left side of his chest, "That like hit me right in the feels, but no I haven't"

"Just looking at you hits me right in the feels" Jeno copies the gesture and Renjun can't help but punch him lightly out of embarrassment. "Let's go inside lonjin, we can feed each other"

"No, we still have to go to Jaemins you big gay. We'll eat at his" Renjun linked their arms together.

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I shouldnt write at night like my grammar is getting worse.
but hey- i'll update this one day
jk I probs wont bc it'll be too cringy to read

also why you pussies acting as if marks dying
/inserts ugly sobbing bc same

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