meme dealer ;; norenmin

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with my majestic art skills I have made a sketch of their room to lessen your confusion ahead:

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"You have an xbox down here?" Jeno asked astonished as he sat down on the king sized mattress laid on the floor. Jaemin's mom had set up one of the basement rooms thirty minutes prior, making it a full on boy's night if you know what I mean.

"I only have minecraft on it" Jaemin mumbled embarrassed, sitting on the opposite end.

Renjun grinned and sat down cozily in the middle. "Let's still play, it'll be fun" He said and to be honest, it really was. The three ended up clutching their stomachs and holding each other to stop their obnoxious waves of laughter.

"Look Im fucking the zombie" Jeno barely said properly as his in-game health bar slowly decreased from touching the creature and moving his character back and forth from it's behind. He nudged Renjun shoulder harsher than he intended, causing the boy to 'topple' over on Jaemin. You might think they kissed, but in fact, Renjun's face fucking smacked down on his crotch- his dick. "Oh shit" Jeno exclaimed, watching at the scene he caused as well as the 'You died!' written across the flat screen.

The Chinese male quickly leaned back before Jaemin had a chance to speak.

"Hey- are you bigger than me?" Renjun's eyes widened. He was supposed to have the biggest machine gun between the three of them, but what he felt against his cheek was no small junior. "Show me" He pleaded, squeezing Jaemin's thighs whos face fumed into a flushed colour.

"W-what the fuck- ask J-Jeno instead" The victim stuttered, crossing his legs against his chest defensively.

Jeno smirked, putting the controller down, "I don't mind showing a teaser."

Being done with the two, Jaemin dropped his back down on the mattress and had his loudest sigh of the day. "Don't you ever just think about life and wonder if there are people watching us. What if we're being controlled? Every action and word we say are meant something and are purposeful? Well whoever got in charge of you guys fucked up"

"I think we finally broke him, Renjun"

"But his penis size- your teaser though-"

"Oh my god"

"Okay, Okay..." The 'eldest' of them giggled, lying beside Jaemin who nonchalantly wiggled closer to him. Jeno followed suit, lying next to Renjun. "We're getting very close here aren't we, hmm?" The boy's could literally hear the smug look Jun most definitely had on.

"Im turning off the lights" Jaemin groaned as he got up.

Renjun wasn't completely sure when but at some point during the night the three's legs managed to get tangled together and the double J's hot breath spontaneously fanned across his neck, leaving the boy to stare at the ceiling blankly while taking Jaemin's words from earlier to heart.

He tried not to twitch or shiver which was pretty torturing considering how close their faces were and how his neck was slowly dying on him because of the uncomfortable position. Renjun could have woken them up, pushed them away, etc but he didn't. Why not?

He's whipped.

The male wouldn't admit to his feelings but his body sure did and it aches him. When Renjun fell face forward on Jaemin's dick and had the thought of seeing Jeno's- it did shit to him. Weird shit. Shit, you shouldn't feel for a guy (being one yourself), especially for two. If someone told him he was dreaming right now, without a second thought he would believe them because it felt so flippin' surreal. So 'dreamlike.'

Renjun gasped out loud once Jaemin's lips got caught on his neck, leaving saliva as Jeno's knee brushed against his groin. "ngh- fuck, g-guys"

"Shhhhh..." Jeno huskily whispered, digging his head into Renjun's shoulder, inhaling his floral scent.

Renjun whined copying is tone, "Im going to bust a nut if you guys don't move"

"Go for it" Jaemin pecked his jaw as the male stiffened.

"Can you repeat that?" Renjun asked bewildered. Was Jaemin actually saying this?

"Go to sleep"

"But you just-"

"Shhhhh...." Jeno chuckled.

Renjun frowned as closed his eyes in defeat, so much for in hopes of a good fap, but its okay. Its okay if he has blue balls or his neck temporarily paralyzed. What matters is that he's laying next to two people he holds dear to his heart (which is currently running a marathon).

Suddenly through the soundless snores, Renjun's phone beeped. He woke up to gut-wrenching confusion.

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"gonna be loads of cu-"
CUnfusion bc no touching tips scene?? what??
just giving yall another taste of disappointment bc you don't know what's coming-
is this scary? lol

Happy New Year!!
let 2019 fuck us all

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