meme dealer ;; norenmin

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"You ring it"

"No you"

"Jeno- please, I have a life to live. I don't want to die that badly"

"Me neither! Im not tracer in fornite yet"

Renjun gazed at Jeno with shock. All the trust, respect, fate, friendship- you name it, seemed to have collapsed right at that moment. "I can't believe you're the same guy who asked if I ate an hour ago"

"Im reformed" Jeno mocked one of Renjun's many iconic lines.

"Ex-dee" Renjun laughed, slapping a knee.

"La-mow" Jeno joined.

"Seriously though. Be a man, grrr" The Chinese boy stopped laughing, and instead put on a 'mean' look which Jeno personally found quite adorable and heart fluttering.

"Did you just grrr m-"

"riNG THE DOORBELL BABE!!1!!1"

The said male huffed in defeat and rung the plastic button. Renjun gave him a tight back hug for his courageous act, causing Jeno's cheeks to flush pink. He lowered his head to hide his face, but Renjun still noticed and cooed.

After, letting go of Jeno and a few more seconds of comfortable silence, the door clicked open revealing a male around their age with a Ryan blanket securely wrapped around him, making the two fly soft hours. The three pairs of eyes met and the tension around them was painfully obvious.

Renjun used the back of his hand to whisper to Jeno, (as if the boy wasn't standing right there) "Is that Jaemin?"

"Ye-" Jeno was cut off when a hand slid by his waist and pushed him forward as a coffee scent hit his nostrils.

Jaemin was hugging the both of them.

"You smell nice" Renjun continued whispering happily as he picked up the scent too. "and feel like a cozy grandma"

Jaemin scoffed and Jeno nudged his side while giggling, "You said you wanted him to fuck you up while we were walking here and now he feels like a grandma?"

The blanketed boy let go of the two and his brows intensely at Renjun, "Y-you wanted me to fuck you?"

"It was a joke!" Renjun waved his hands up defensively as he awkwardly laughed it off. "It was a joke" He repeated, this time glaring at Jeno. Who is he kidding? His glare probably made Jeno's limbs go weak anyway.

"I thought you guys were dating" Jaemin desperately hid his frown. "Were you lying?" He attempted a casual tone, but it sounded more like a threat.

"It was Jeno's idea! He was all like, since we met first, lets pull a fast on Jaemin so he will come crawling to us" Renjun shook his head at Jeno who gaped.

"bRO"

"Okay, that was a joke too Im sorry." Renjun coughed. "But Jeno did go along so I dont think I deserve a torturing death. I don't like the idea of exploding, so maybe a stab in the gut will do the jo-"

"Just come inside, oh my god" Jaemin rolled his eyes, and opened the wider for the two to come in.

"Thats what she said- hahahaha" Renjun joked as he walked inside, Jeno laughing behind him.

"Want me to show you my knife collection?"

"What."

"LOL"

"That goes for you too, Jeno"

"...Jun, lets hold hands as we take our last breath together"

"...I would like that"

"Im only cooking, chill"

♡

when you see "norenmin"
do yall read it as "no-ren-min"
or "no-lon-min"
bc I've been reading it as "no-ren-min" for the past 8 months
oops

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