meme dealer ;; norenmin

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"I went through your twitter DM's" Sicheng mumbled, using a picture book to cover half of his face.

"You what?" Renjun whisper-shouted, putting his own picture book down on his lap. "How?"

The two were at the public library, in the kid's section where all the bean bag chairs were and angry parents.

"Remember when we went to the park a few days ago? You wanted to take a photo of a pole that was shaped like a penis but you didn't have your phone on you so asked for mine and also logged onto your twitter account to post it?" Sicheng grinned behind the book.

"Oh shit you're right, but that doesn't explain why you snooped through my messages. You're not the type of person." Renjun frowned, flicking the other's forehead who let out a loud yelp, receiving multiple glares from parents.

I mean, why would two very 'mature' high school students be in a reading area for toddlers to begin with?

"Dude, you know my mom checks my phone often and I forgot to delete the pole picture after you took it. Mom obviously didn't see a penis because she's not retarded like you but she thought I needed help since who takes pictures of poles?" Now it was Sicheng's turn to frown, "That led me to me to wanting to blackmail you, but it turns out you're already in a big mess"

"Im not in a mess" Renjun retorted.

"My mistake," Sicheng cleared his throat, "You are the mess"

"At least I'm not the one holding a book upside down" The Renjun scoffed as Sicheng turned his book around in embarrassment before the younger spoke up again, "They are cute okay? Even if one of them midkey hates me and the other for acting all homo twenty-four seven, both of them are still very endearing."

"Pretending" Sicheng repeated as he giggled and pinched Renjun's cheek.

"Don't pinch my ass, what the fuck- step away"

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that was so short

love you though

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