How to Catch a Kitsune

Chapter 2: Preparation

CRUNCH

The person behind me that is currently holding a scythe against my neck took a bite from the potato chip she just took. If she's here, then she must want something. But as far as i know, there isn't anything that i have right now that she would want. If not that, then the only other reason i could think of is that she's just here to mess with me. Welp, whatever the reason, she's still holding a blade against me. I take out my axe and use it to push the scythe up, but the scythe decides to come back down with the intent to pierce through my skull. I set both bowls of snacks to my sides, lunge forward, narrowly avoiding the pointed guillotine and get on top of the coffee table in front of me.

crack crack

Ohh, right... This coffee table is made of glass.

CRASH

I crash face first into the floor. The sound of glass breaking resonates throughout the house. What was i thinking? Now not only is my coffee table broken, i now have an entire coffee tables worth of shattered glass to clean up. At least the food is still okay, can't say the same for me though.

"Pffft. Hahahahaha~!"

After my spectacular display of humiliation, she couldn't help but laugh. Well to be fair, i would also laugh if i saw myself doing that massive blunder. I get up, wipe away any shards of glass that may have gotten on me and turn around to face her.

"Wha- What was that?! You actually landed on the coffee table you idiot! Haha!"

"Well it would help if your introductions weren't so subtle, ASH!"

"Pfhahaha~! I'm sorry, i'm sorry! I can't help it!" Ash pulls out her scythe from the sofa, revealing a painfully huge hole. Dammit, i liked that sofa!

"I'm telling you, you need to stop! By the way, you are paying for both my sofa and coffee table. I swear you need to find something else to wield other than the scythe"

"Whaaaaat? But it's the only weapon that perfectly fits with my powers!"

"That's because your damn powers is just as edgy as your damn scythe, you damn Edge lord"

"Well it's not my fault that my powers manifested that way! Also, isn't yours even edgier than mine? "

"Answer me this. Power over life or Power over death, which one sounds edgier?"

"Grrr..... Power over death..."

"Thought so... So back on topic, why are you here?"

"Huh? Oh, right" She shoulders her scythe and clears her throat.

"As per the orders of Silias, i have been sent here to assist you to the best of my abilities in the rehabilitation of Amaterasu!"

Of course. In shifting the responsibilities to someone else, not even your girlfriend is safe huh? Wait, this might actually be a good thing. She might know some things that would help in Amaterasu's rehabilitation. Silias you genius.

"Well, let's think about that later. Since you have ruined my break time, i'm gonna go out and buy some stuff. You can come along"

"Uhh yeah, sure! But what're you gonna buy?"

"We'll talk about that there"

I swot away my axe and we warp to the mall where i think i can get most of my materials for cleaning. But first off, since i left the chips at home i need a substitute. I go over to an ice cream stall that was near and ordered a cone. We then began to walk over to where we should be able to get our stuff.