How to Catch a Kitsune

Chapter 4: Cleaning

"Okay, your majesty! Let's get started on cleaning your room!"

With the windows open and light shining in the room, we can now proceed to clean the place up. I take out the cleaning materials that we'll need and set them down.

"Okay. To start off with, let's get the dust off of the furniture with this"

I take a duster from the pile and show it to her.

"I'll go around dusting the place with this while we sweep off the dust that falls to the floor along the way"

"That's not fair! Why do you get to use that when i get this broom?!"

"I also have one. Like i said, we're gonna sweep off the dust that-"

"I demand that you have over that tool to me right this instant!"

"What? Why would you want this anyway?"

"It looks like it would be easier to use compared to this 'Hardened colored hair on a stick'!"

If it wasn't for that hilarious remark on the broom, i would have told her off. But since that was just too good, i guess i can give her a chance.

"Alright fine, you can have it. But! You're going to dust the entire place by yourself, got it?"

"Yeah yeah, just give it to me!"

I hand her the duster and she gives me the broom. I throw the broom back into the pile and right after she received the duster, she immediately feels the duster all over.

"As i thought, mine feels better"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

She made her way to the nearest piece furniture and started 'dusting off' the dust that have accumulated. I say that, but all she's really doing is clumsily flailing her arms and unproductively hitting the poor object softly.

"Your majesty. What are you doing?"

"What do you think i'm doing? I'm dusting"

"*sigh* Your majesty, that is not how you dust"

"Oh! Are you the expert now?" 

She says while still slapping on the wooden surface while, again, looking like there's nothing wrong with what she's doing.

"Yes, as i am from the age in which that tool came from. And as someone from that age, i can tell you that that is not how you dust with that"

"Well this is how the servants used to clean my room back then, if i recall correctly"

"Because the tools that they used are different from the tool that you are using right now. I mean look! You just got done getting clean and you're already getting dust all over you!"

I go to Amaterasu and wipe off the dust that got on her hair and her kimono. 

"Great. This was just brand new and it's already dirty. Looks like cleaning up this mess while wearing that might not be a good idea"

"Then what are we supposed to do?"

"Hmm... Then i guess now's a good time to bring that out"

"Hm? Bring out what?"

From the endless abyss of my dimensional storage, i sift out some of the aparrel that Ash has bought for her and pull out a cotton shirt with a simple design, a pair of loose shorts, and the change of underwear. Who would have thought that some of these things costed more than my phone? Women really spare no expense on clothing that's barely different from other, more cheaper items. Wow, Gucci's just ripping off everyone! But then again, Supreme exists so i guess we're even.