How to Catch a Kitsune

Chapter 1: Rehabilitation

Hold it.

So this is her.... Umm... Okay?

*Brain, Analysis!*

= Analyzing... =

= ... =

= Analysis Complete. She is confirmed to be the target of the assignment. Average build standing 2 inches lower than you at 5 feet and 8 inches. Weight unidentified =

*Okay, that's... something*

= On a scale of 1 to 10 on the Fluff-o-Meter, her ear fluff would be ranked at 8: Very Fluffy while her tail fluff would be ranked at 10: Death by Fluff =

*Umm... Brain?*

= Her body figure is definitely one of a goddess. Her 3 approximate sizes are- =

*BRAIN!*

= Recalibrating... =

= Recalibration complete. It seems that the target has thrown her mirror towards you =

*Finally. Wait, wha-*

Ducking on the last second, the mirror flies past my head and hits the wall behind me. She rushes towards me and tries to kick me. I immediately strifed to my left to avoid the oncoming attack. But just as i'm about to regain my footing, she hurls her mirror right at my feet, throwing me off balance. I launch myself from the wall and landed on one of the tables in the room. She slides on the floor and hits the wall where her mirror crashed. This isn't going well. I need to somehow deescalate the situation somehow so that i can talk to her.

"Umm... Can't we just talk about this for a second?"

This is gonna fail.

She threw the mirror at me again. I dodged so i didn't sustain any damage. The same couldn't be said for the wall and furniture behind me though. Rest in peace, you have served your purpose. She yelled.

"Preposterous! How can i talk on equal grounds with a lowly human like you?!"

It failed.

"It would be very convenient for the both of us if we just calmed down and talked!"

"I refuse!"

Her attacks keep coming. I try my best to dodge her attacks so that this situation doesn't escalate any further. But no matter what, she still throws her mirror at me. I'm starting to lose patience. CALM DOWN! This is an important target you are facing. You must not attack her or she'll just get even more pissed. I think that, but i'm already cornered with no opportunities for escape.

Shit... She reels back as she prepares to throw her mirror. Should i just brute force my way out of this? No, that would be bad. If i did that, then me trying to dodge every single one of her attacks up until now would be rendered meaningless. All i can do at this point is pull my guard up, close my eyes and brace for impact. I'm ready. BRING IT!

CRASH

...

What? I was sure that i was about to be hit. I open my eyes and see that the mirror crashed right in front of me along with a cloud of smoke. I look at Amaterasu, and she immediately collapsed on her knees. Heavily panting, it seems that she has given up on trying to attack me. Makes sense. No way you can fight for that long after being inactive for more than a few thousand years and not be tired...

"Haah, haah... What do you want?"

"Look, i just want to talk to you"

"LIES! I know you are hiding something and i refuse to comply!" Amaterasu yanks at the chain connecting to her mirror, but the mirror doesn't move. She barely has any strength left. I grab the mirror in case she intends to do anything.