"OW! WHAT THE FREAK?!" Meg goes running down the stairs to see Alex on the rolling on the ground while covering his face. "Can someone explain why your brother is rolling on the ground in pain!?" Meg yells looking at the three girls.
"Don't look at us. Emerald did it." Kate says pointing at Emerald. "Freaking snitch!" Emerald yells. "I'll give you some stitches you piece of crap!" "You really wanna try that you burnt biscuit?!" Kate shoots back glaring at Emerald. "I would like to actually, chicken legs!!"
"HEY! LET MOM SPEAK!" Ink yells, and silence fills the living room. "Thank you Ink, now Alex what happened?" Meg asks leaning down to Alex. She removes his hands and sees a pan print on his face. "SWEET BABY JESUS!" Meg yells before saying, "I mean you look handsome honey! :D" Alex glares at her, knowing she's lying.
"Okay you look like you got mauled by a pack of angry grandmas. But tell me what happened." Meg admits, giving in. "Well heres what happened....."
FLLLLAAAAAASSSSSHHHHBAAACCCKK
"Uhhh, hey guys." Alex says awkwardly while walking behind the couch. His three sisters turn around to see Alex so nervous, which confused them because he usually doesn't look like that usually.
"Okay, who's baby is it and how long do we have to keep it a secret from mom?" Emerald says blandly and everyone looks at her. "What? I mean its Alex, he probably has many secrets, who wouldn't?" Ink punches her arm while Emerald laughs. "Well I have a confession to make..." He inhales for a while then finally says, "I'm pansexual." His siblings look at him in shock.
"That's it? I mean we don't care, you're still our brother." Kate says smiling. "Yeah, we still love you!" Ink adds. They all look at Emerald, she's still frozen. "You okay Em?" Kate asks before Emerald slowly takes out a pan out of nowhere.
Alex takes a step forward. "Emeral-" Alex was about to say something but Emerald smacks him with a pan. "OW! WHAT THE FREAK?!" Alex yells.
FLAAASSSHHHBAAACCCKKK over
"Wait you are?" Meg says confused. "Uh, yeah? Got a problem?" Alex asks glaring at her. "Ugh, no Alex. My problem is why Emerald did it." Meg says before looking at Emerald. "Yeahhhhh, why did you do that?" Kate asks raising an eyebrow. "Duh, it was was a perfect opportunity to make that pan joke! I've known that ever since I was like, 7" Emerald says shrugging. "Wait what? How?" They all ask in unison.
"I over heard you talking with your friends, then I looked it up." Emerald says shrugging. "So, why didn't you do that before, would've saved the pain for him." Ink says pointing at Alex from the side. "He said he didn't want to tell any of us yet so that would've spoiled it. Plus, I didn't know any pan jokes, I wasn't that much of a meme queen back then." "Ah, wait why were you spying on me?" Alex says letting go of his nose. "I shipped your friends so I wanted to see what would happen, and you left the door cracked." Emerald says with a natural face and leaning behind the couch.
"For the love of-" As Alex was going to comment, the door slams open. "WE HEARD AN OW SO WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD!" Jane yells holding Andre over her shoulder. "They dragged me over here." Andre says while looking up "Were you texting EmeraldShadowFlare on Discord with her hashtag being #5202?" Everyone looks at Emerald confused. Just the Meg's phone rings and she answers. "Mhm, okay, I was just on my way." She hangs up before saying,"I'll see you kids later." She sighs and puts one her work hat, walking out the door.
"Sooooo, you told them?" Jane asks with a raised eyebrow, looking at Alex's face. ".......... Yes. It failed horribly." He says glaring at Emerald. She makes a goofy look and throws her pan to the side. "I am so confused. Why does she have a pan, and what did you tell them?" Andre asks still over Jane's shoulder. "Ehhhh, you'll find out later." Jane says
"But anyways, Kate and Emerald, what are your sexualitys?" Ink asks looking at them. "Yeah, since I told you mine, what are yours?" He asks crossing his arms. They both have wide eyes. And after that, the put a peace sign over their chest and they slowly fade away.
"This is a crazy family...." Andre states with his hand on his head. "That's part of the title!" Says what sounds like Emerald with a faded voice. They all look around because that came out of no were.
Filler because I'm lazy! :D so I'll try to get stuff in but I'm busy tomorrow, anyways, goodbye my lovely gems!~
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Our Crazy family
HumorWell, it's a very crazy family. All adopted and we all have our one story. One is your average 15 year old teen, one is a overprotective 17 year old, one is a quite little girl but talks a lot still, one loves to break the fourth wall but crazy an...
