Our Crazy family

OFC Short: Swiggity swooty, mum gonna get that belt on ya booty

"F*CK THAT HURT LIKE SH*T!" Alex yells as he stubbed his toe on the table while looking at his phone. Then he hears scary music music playing in the background. He turns to see Ink and Em smiling widely while looking right into his soul.

"I'll give you twenty dollars each if you don't tell" He said right after he turned around to see them. "It's gotta be more than that for us to not tell" Emerald says while crossing her arms and smirking, Alex rolls his eyes and groans. "Extra memes and I'll do your chores for a month"  "Make that 3 months, annnnd, do all of our homework until you go to college"  Em says crossing her arms, these two are gonna be the death of him.

"Fine! Let's shake on it" The three of them shake hands, sealing the deal. "And if you don't live up to the deal, you're done" Emerald whispers in his ear. Nobody in this house never ever lied about making a deal with Em, after the first time they did of course. "Now pay up!" Ink yells holding her hand out for the money. Alex rolls his eyes and gives them both their money.

"But I'm still gonna snitch" They all look behind Ink and Emerald to see Kate. "Kate... But why!?" Alex says wondering why his own sister has decided to betray him like this. "Remember when I accidently cursed, gave you a huge deal. But you decided to tell?" Kate explains walking to Alex with her arms crossed and a smirk on her face. "It's payback time." She whispers in his ear. And about a minute later, she runs upstairs and Alex follows her. Ink and Emerald follow cause tea sis they wanna see this happen.

Kate kicks mom's bedroom door open and she quickly turns off what she was watching. And tries to act like she was reading the whole time, her kids have known her long enough to know she was probably watching some gay anime.

"MOM! ALEX-" Before she finishes her sentance, Ink drop kicks her then covers her mouth. "She was kidding mo-" Kate bites Ink's hand before Ink yells in pain then falls back. "ALEX SAID-" Em tackles her then puts a pillow over her face. "Nothing!" Emerald laughs nervously. Just then, Kate throws Em at the wall then throws the pillow at her face. "ALEX SAID A C-"  Emerald, Ink, and Alex tackle her to keep her mouth shut.

"Girls! And boy! Please get off of your sister and let her speak!" They all immediately get off of her. Ink and Em pat Alex's back, showing a little bit of sympathy, but at the same time... NAH. "Alex said two curse words not too long ago. He said the s and f word" Ink salutes but Em just takes out her phone while recording. The whole room is silent. But then mom takes out the leather belt.

"REEEEE" Alex yeets out the window then mom follows him. The three of the laughing so much that they fall on the ground in tears.

HEY PEOPLE IT IS I. THE AUTHOR WHO TAKES A 1 OR 3 MONTH BREAK EVERY OTHER CHAPTER. I REALLY NEED TO START POSTING MORE. WELP HERE TAKE THIS TRASH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY/ NIGHT! AGOODBYE