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Pranking Skul-Dawg?

@valkyriecainfan

ah yes, i hoped this one would come.
well,
it all started on a dark and stormy night.
The Dead Men had resided to an inn after a hard day's work tracking a pack of Beowolves and we decided we would chill in the bar for a bit.
lets just say we got drunk fairly quickly.
Skulduggery was the only sober man in the group and after some time he got fairly irritated with our ridiculous antics and went upstairs to the room to meditate. By this time it was already the early hours of the morning.
anyway, we decided Skully was being a tad spoiling and so decided to prank him.
We crept upstairs and stole his hat from his head, covered his face in shaving foam and placed a Santa hat on his head. (it was around christmas time)
anyway we took several pictures and so on and then found ourselves with a perfectly intact hat.
not for long.
we went downstairs and covered the thing in red wine (making it go pink) and chucked it on the roof thanks to Erskine's air shifting.
But it wasn't over yet.
We then caught sight of the pub's dog and a mighty idea struck me.
It being Christmas Eve we decided to wrap the doggie up in a box (it had airholes don't fret) and left it in the room for skul in the morning.
we woke up the next morning and unwrapped our presents (i got a machete i think..) anyway skul opened his present and this massive shaggy dog jumped out at him and started trying to knaw on his bones.
it was very funny.
and what of the dog? we don't go into that.

hope that answered ur question!