The idiot's guide to game of thrones
There comes a time in every person's life when they ask themselves, what is Game of Thrones? Is it Vikings? Is it King Arthur stuff? Is it soft core porn? Is it cake? What for the love of God are people talking about every day? What are these brick like books and who are the cult like TV show watchers?
Well my name is Zod, jk, my name can never be Zod because he's trapped in a piece of glass frolicking around the universe, no I am simply your humble educator, here to tell you the difference between regretting a crush and regretting a crush like Sansa; to tell you why Theon is a crybaby and Hodor should have his own heavy metal band and/or poetry slam cafe.
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This is the Idiot's Guide to Game of Thrones after which, you will be able to proudly ruin the storylines for all your friends who are "just starting the show" or so that you can just follow along the show and know what every strange old white man is named.
Insert promotion to read the books, but seriously they're long. Like longer than all of human history long. Like a bajillion beautiful pages of murder and trekking across lands without AC or a radio. But just read it and be a nerd like me. Just do it. This is a garbage parody/summary, don't read this, read the books. Or read this. It's up to you.
