How To Deal With Break Ups: For Socially Awkward People

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51. Go shopping at Topshop, fall in love with a pair of ripped skinny jeans and then cry when you realise you can't afford them.

52. Throw cookie dough at people.

53. Watch The Mindy Project and ship Mindy and Danny. OH MY GOD THEY NEED TO BE TOGETHER!

54. Start calling everyone pineapples.

For example:

"Hey pineapples!"

"Why am I friends with you?"

55. Run up to someone in the street and show them a picture of 5SOS and their beautiful faces.

56. Ride a narwhal.

57. Sing Everything Is Awesome really loudly.

58. Wait until your family goes out and put a creepy doll in a noose, hang it in a doorway and turn off the lights. (I tried this but it didn't work because the doll kept falling out.)

59. Watch Spongebob and sloth videos at the same time.

60. Worship Cheerios.

Another Chapter done! I'm writing this at 4am so if there are any mistakes let me know in the comments. I'm getting a kitten on Saturday which I'm very excited about and if you couldn't tell I have A LOT of OTPs.

Byeeeeee

~Kez and Pengy :)