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41. Go on Redbubble and just look at band merchandise and cry when you can't afford any of it.

42. Disconnect your ex's toilet. (I got messaged this by someone and it was funny so I included it) :)

43. Sponsor a penguin.

44. Watch a penguin documentary.

45. Drink Oreo hot chocolate. My favourite drink EVER!

46. WE BOTH FALL ASLEEP UNDERNEATH THE SAME SKY TO THE BEAT OF OUR HEARTS AT THE SAME TIME! SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY!

47. Whisper 'beep boop' to yourself. (Found this on tumblr)

48. Eat a Kinder Egg. Unless you live in America. I'm sorry that you don't have these wonderful things in your lives.

49. Puke rainbows.

50. Stick an ice cream cone on your head an be a unicorn.

Sooo, HELLO THERE! I sang Try Hard on a roller coaster today and everyone looked at me really weirdly. Welcome to my life :)

-Kez and Pengy. (I have a toy penguin now)

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