Chapter 8

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Dipper's POV
After what felt like hours we arrived at a grey castle. I think it felt like hours because I kept losing track of Bill in the wild forest. When we got there, the area around the castle was pure chaos! Pigs flown in the sky, the clouds looked to be actually cotton candy, there were giant pieces of candy scattered everywhere, and random items floating in the air. To be honest, I don't even know which is worst this place or back at home. Bill knocked on the door and we were instantly teleported inside. The inside was even weirder! Everything was either sideways, upside down, or floating. It's very colorful and nothing matched. At least Bill's chaos went together. I looked over to him but realized I didn't hear him snap his fingers. Someone else did it. "Well if it isn't Bill Cipher! I haven't seen you in centuries." I heard a male voice say but saw no one around. Bill grinned and replied, "Discord! You know how I'm always late. Come show ya self." As Bill said that a creature that looked like a mix of different animals appeared in front of us in a flash.

He looked to have a long body of a brown horse, the head of a gray pony, two different antlers, one long fang hanging, yellow eyes with red pupils, a black mane, and a white goat beard. He has the right paw of a pale yellow lion, the left of a yellow talon, the right leg of a green lizard, a left leg with a hoof, on his back he has the right wing of a purple bat and the left wing of a blue bird. He also had a red snake tail with a white tuft at the end swaying behind him. When he noticed me he said, "Bill who's this? Oh and where are my manners! I'm Discord do you want a cotton candy cloud, chocolate milk?" As he said this cotton candy puffs and glasses of chocolate milk appeared around me. I shook my head because I really wasn't hungry. "That's pinetree but he goes by the name Dipper." Bill said while looking around. "I see this place still doesn't make sense either!"

"Of course Bill what fun is there in making sense!" Discord replied with a toothy grin.

When Discord said this a yellow peagus with a pink mane and tail, flew through a sideways door. I also saw that she had beautiful sparkling blue eyes and three pink butterflies on her......well a ponies butt. The peagus landed next to Discord then in a flash of light, a purple filly with a purple and white swirly mane and tail appeared next to the yellow one. This pony had one of those beanie propellers on her head and I noticed she also had swirly purple eyes with no pupils. She had a screw and a ball on her butt. "Bill you remember my family. Dipper this is my wife Fluttershy and this is my little spawn Screwball." Discord said introducing me to the ponies.
(A/N:Yes I ship Fluttercord!! #Fluttercord)
"Hi...."Fluttershy said in a quiet whisper.

"Nice to meet you Dipper!" Screwball said while smiling and bouncing on her hooves.

I can only guess how they named her. After the introductions we all talked and got to know each other while Bill and Discord explained this dimension to me. I think it would be weird to see me and everyone I know be ponies. And not the good kind of weird.....but Bill might be cute as a pony. Screwball suggested that me and her go hangout after she started to get bored. "Ok you can go but be back soon they have to go later." Fluttershy said smiling at the both us. Screwball nodded as she hopped towards me. "Be careful my little abomination!", Discord said as he did a small wave. Screwball responded with, "Ok Daddy."

Screwball then teleported us somewhere but it takes me a minute to organize myself. I felt like I was about to throw up when we landed! "Hey Dipper you ok?" I heard Screwball ask as she had a look of worry. I nodded as she then said,"Well in that case welcome to my little hideout!" waving her hoof around her. I saw we were back in the woods but this area was WAY different. There was giant pieces of candy sticking out everywhere, cotton candy beanbag chairs, patches of the grass was different colors, and a large brown lake was in the center of everything. I could see their caslte a little in the distance. "Dipper try the chocolate lake. I made it extra good like daddy's!" Screwball said as she floated over the lake on one of the cotton candy clouds. I hesitantly tasted it like she asked and it was surprisingly good! I haven't had chocolate that taste this good in a while. We talked about the difference between weirdness and chaos until Screwball asked while swimming in the chocolate lake,"Dipper do you like anyone?" I felt a dusted pink blush appear and replied with "Y-yeah...." She only smirked at my answer then continued to swim and eat the lake. I felt like someone was watching me again but this time I felt that it was a deathly glare.

"Um...Screwball. Is there anyone around the area?" I asked as she stopped swimming to look at me. She looked around us and said, "My magic doesn't sense anything around us. But trust me if there was anyone my magic or daddy's would find them." I nodded as she continued to swim again. I brushed of the feeling of being watched and started eating the cotton candy seat, thinking of when would be the right time to tell Bill.....

??? POV
I'm surprised Bill decided to go traveling. I can guess where there probably going next after. I used my powers so they can't see nor hear me. But as I watched from the bushes I couldn't help but feel my anger rise and glare at that pinetree when I read his mind. He may be a child of the stars but Bill is MiNe. He just doesn't know yet. And I can't believe he thinks he got a FUCKING chance with him. I smiled to myself as a plan formed in my mind. I then yelled with a crazed smile still on my face saying;
"OP QVQQFU TUSJOHT DBO IPME NF EPXO TP QBUJFOUNZ J XBUDI ZPV GSPN BGBS CFXBSF QJOFUSFF PG XIBU ZPVS EFNJTF NBZ DPNE TPPO! AH HA HA HA HA HA!"

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Ello people happy (early) Thanksgiving! I would have update WAY WAY earlier but my teachers just happenly decided to be a pain in the ass with projects. But I managed and sense we so close to 250 reads I will do a Q/A. So list ya questions on my message board or say them in a comment. Good luck solving my cipher btw! *throws suckers at ya while putting one in my mouth* till next time

-BATIM35

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