Travlyn~ Hit-- On you??

This Little Female Dog

A/N Wowee it's been a while. Pls no kill me for being so late. Welp, anyways, it's finally here. I honestly don't really watch Aphmau anymore but I mean I can still write a love story. Plus it's summer break and I'm so ready to write every single day. This is pretty much all I've been able to scrape together this school year and it's not even that good, but it's something. You're about to get more too. And don't forget I've forgotten about the fact that they met as kids.

Waking up. Something you either love or hate. Sometimes both. But Rose knew she hated it.
She looks over at the man next to her and sighed, she shook him.
     "Out."
     "But-"
     Rose glares at the man, who then sccoffs, he looks up from the bed, sighs, then pushes himself out of the bed, waddling to grab his stuff, he then looks back at the silent girl, who appears to be doing her own thing, glaring, the man walks out of her room, and hopefully her life.
     Guys have just lost all flavor. Yes, there was a time to care about everything being perfect, but when you spill a cup of coffee after working so hard to make it the perfect blend of rich flavor, to try so hard when getting a new cup would be ridiculous. Like business, who cares about the revenue if it's worth so much expenses and time, and you just end up with less profit in the end.
     Well, whatever bitch, I met him first. I claimed my territory when I was just 12, and I even know his weakness. But don't worry, we can be great friends. I'll show you the ropes and how you really get the guy. Honey, it's all about temptations.

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     "Aph, it's really fine."
     "It's not 'fine'. We should sue that place!"
     "You're overreacting."
     "Over- overreacting? Me? I just can't believe you lied to me!"
"I didn't 'lie'. You simply never aske- OUCH, STOP THAT HURTS!" Katelyn slaps her friends arm off her burning foot.
"That hurts too! I'm just trying to help you get out of the other mess you somehow managed to get into." Aphmau rubs at the red splotch Katelyn gave her.
"Look, I'm sorry. But you have no business in my personal life!"
"But why didn't you tell me at the very least that you were going to a restaurant? You are so lucky that Travis found you struggling to get home."
Yes, that's right. I lied. No way in hell am I letting her know I went on a "date" with that idiot. Even though it is quite understandable since that "idiot" is the reason I'm sitting here right now...
"Uh, 'cause I'm not a little kid. I can go to restaurants by myself. I'm a big girl."
"Well, apparently not big enough to stop picking fights with people. Especially not the person serving you food."
"Are you really blaming me right now? I did absolutely nothing it was her fault for starting it!"
"I'm so sorry, ugh, I just needed someone to blame aside from myself. I feel responsible for you for some reason. I don't like the fact that you got hurt because I wasn't watching you close enou-"
"I'm going to stop you right there. It's not your fault. At all. You don't have to watch me. And you certainly don't have to take care of me. I'm strong. You know that. I can handle it. By myself. You treating me like this honestly just makes me feel weak, and you know I hate feeling weak."
"I still feel concerned for you. I'm afraid you're too strong, and you take care of yourself too much. This is why I think you should get back into dating..."
"Aph, you know I can't."
"I know, but-"
"But nothing, you and I will die virgins, and I'll make sure of it."
"Unless that special someone comes along! Also don't drag me into your fantasies! I plan to fall in love with the perfect guy, he'll be a Prince! Ooooh and he'll be able to fly!"
"Why?"
"More like why not?"
"Hehe" Katelyn giggled, then immediately puts her hand over her mouth.
"She laughs!" Aphmau barks in her special voice.
Katelyn can't contain herself anymore, she always laughs with Aphmau, especially when she uses that voice.
"And done! Katelyn~Sama, Aphmau~Senpai come and get them hot!" The warm and delicious scent of fresh chocolate chip cookies flood the room.
"Nah, I'm not in a cookie mood." Katelyn sits up only to realize she has a throbbing headache and immediately puts her fingers to her forehead, massaging her migraine.
"Okay, we'll leave you a few cookies, Katelyn~Sama!" Kawaii~ Chan hops out of the room.
"I'll leave you be to get some sleep now, and stop annoying you." Aphmau giggles and heads towards the kitchen, then pauses, "Y'know you should really thank Travis. He was the one who carried you all the way over here. Oh and he told me to give you these." Aphmau hands over a small container of pain-killers and a note.

TO ᕼEᒪᑭ ᗯITᕼ YOᑌᖇ ᕼEᗩᗪᗩᑕᕼE-

᙭O᙭O TᖇᗩᐯIᔕ

She smiles at the note and then shakes her head. He's gonna have to try a lot harder than that, but he's certainly getting somewhere with her.