Hermione Malfoy woke up to her 3 year old son, Scorpius, screaming, "MUMMY! I'M HUNGRY!" She blinked sleepily as she got out of bed and headed to the kitchen to find 2 of her 5 children sitting at the table. As soon as she flicked her wand to summon all the ingredients for breakfast, there was a tap, tap, tap at the window. Hermione opened the window and untied two letters from the owl's leg. As soon as Hermione untied the last letter she started coughing uncontrollably. She brought the letter up close to her face and sniffed it. (I know that's weird) Was that...perfume? Hermione only knew one person who sprayed their letters with an unhealthy amount of weird-smelling perfume.
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Hermione watched as her cousin, Kendall, sprayed her letter to with her signature fragrance. "Look Beaver, this letter is to my boyfriend. You'll never meet a boy who's willing to touch you, let alone date you with that bushy hair and those buckteeth. "We're 9 years old for goodness sake, how does Kendall have a boyfriend?" Hermione thought."And why is she sending him a letter that smells like Burger King?"
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Ah yes, that horrible Burger King perfume. That's Kendall Granger in a nutshell. Hermione wondered if she had changed her ways, and wasn't so horrible. Then she laughed. "Why am I thinking of her?" Hermione opened her letter only to see this:
Dear Beaver,
You are (unfortunately) invited to the annual Granger reunion. The only reason I am inviting you is because Grandma Anika and Grandpa Jay wants to see you for some unknown reason. I, for one, think that they are going senile. The reunion is being held at the Slytherdor hotel owned by THE Draco Malfoy, so dig some of your horribly tacky stuff out of the little cupboard you call a closet, so you won't taint the family name. The reunion is from June 17th to June 25th.
I hope to not see you soon!
Kendall
Hermione sighed, "Same old Kendall, I guess." She opened the next letter.
Dearest Hermione,
We have all run out excuses for you not to come to the family reunion, so you have to show up this year. There is one plus side, though. The family doesn't know you're married or as successful as you are! Bring Theon, Cassi, Cally, Altaira, and Scorp if you can, and obviously bring Draco! The newspapers are still listing him as the hottest bachelor in the world! Honestly, they should get their facts right.
Anyway, we're so sorry again honey, but see you at the reunion!
Mum and Dad
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FanfictionIt's the same old Granger reunion story bUt tHeRe'S a rAcIaL tWiSt dUdEs NONE OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT THE COUSINS, AUNTS, AND UNCLES BELONG TO ME. don't come @ me cuz they're indian fam.
