The Edgelord's Cupcake // Aphmau Fanfic

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(I couldn't find a cupcake emoji so it's just going to be a slice of cake. ㅠㅅㅠ)

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Zane's POV

The bell rings, signaling its passing period and we have our next class in 5 minutes. For me, that's P.E., my least favorite subject.

I make my way there, pulling up my face mask ever so often in order to conceal my freckles and moving my hair back into place, which is concealing my right eye.

I pass by a blonde idiot I call a brother and try my best to avoid him.

"Hey baby brother!" He greeted me, his 'innocent' and 'kind' smile plastered on his face. I sigh and walk off.

I slip in quietly into the boys' locker room, swiftly change in one of the bathroom stalls and exit to the gym, my current book in hand. I usually stay for attendance, then go read in the corner and when class is over, I'm the first one out.

I go to my usual corner after attendance and pull out my book "Edge 101" and start reading. While I was in the middle of reading, I suddenly hear someone shout and then a volleyball charging towards my face.

Without anytime to move or do anything, the volleyball hits me right in the eye that's not covered by my hair.

"Ouch!" My squeaky voice whines. I look over to whoever's running towards me. It's that freaking short potato.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Zane!" The black haired girl apologizes, her voice high as well but still deeper than mine.

"Sorry isn't gonna cut it, you stupid girl thingy!" I spat out, trying to appear intimidating so she'd leave me alone.

"Zane~Kun! That's no way to talk to Aphmau~Senpai!" The pink haired meif'wa came running towards us, her squeaky voice instantly annoying me.

"I could talk to her in any way I want!" I argue.

"Zane~Kun is a big meanie! Aphmau~Senpai, Kawaii~Chan and Katelyn~Sama were just playing volleyball until the volleyball so happened to go into Zane~Kun's direction! So there's no reason why Zane~Kun should be a baka!" Kawaii~Chan retorted.

"Geez, alright just go away. You're voice is hurting my ears." I complain, just wishing they'd leave me alone.

They retrieve their volleyball and leave to play with it again.

That meif'wa is so annoying... but she's also adorable and reminds me of an anime character.

After class

I quickly change out of my gym clothes and make my way to my last class.

After that, I head outside and go to the side of the building, where there's a picnic table and the wall of the school flat enough to be used as a seating area. I climb onto the ledge and pull out my book, planning to finish it before Mom comes to pick Garroth and I up.

About 10 minutes fly by until I hear another person suddenly shout and a volleyball charging towards me.

I must have the worst luck. Ever.

I brace myself for the impact and then it came, hitting the same place. I then see the same culprit, the same guilt in her amber eyes.

"Zane, I'm so sorry again!" Aphmau apologized once again, this situation repeating itself.

"What is seriously up with you guys and hitting bystanders in the face?!" I scold her, I then all of a sudden have a coughing fit, but I continue, "You're such a stupid potato, and you're just a stupid cat girl that acts like you're from an anime!"