"Y/N..." Tony said
"What?!" You said
"Why won't you love me?" He asked.
"Because you're an annoying piece of shit" You replied.
"Piece of shit. Yes. Annoying? I don't think I am." He said.
"Good lord why can't you leave me alone" you asked.
"Because I want you to love me." He replied
"Tony please leave me alone" You said.
"No" he said with a mischievous grin.
You and him were in the kitchen only because he has been following you around all day. It's only 1 in the afternoon and you're absolutely tired of Tony's shit. He's been trying to seduce you for weeks now and he won't stop because you won't give in. He's determined to make you his.
"Oh come on y/n. I'm the seduction master. How the hell have you not given in yet?" He asked.
"Because I don't like you." You replied.
"I've heard that many times before but yet they still got to bed with me." He said.
"Well I'm not like the others Tony." You said.
The avengers just stared at you guys from the living room. They had been watching a movie when you and tony started bickering in the kitchen. You had woken up late as usual since you've stayed up studying for midterms. You were determined to get your masters degree in criminal justice. Your dream was to become a high school teacher and teach classes like forensics, administration of justice, and criminal law. (This is what I want but insert whatever you'd like but you're still tryna get that masters). Tony has been bothering you throughout your waking hours. During missions, when you're eating, when you're training and any other time except when you're studying because he respects you wanting to further your education. After all he is paying for your classes and books so he does want you to pass all your classes.
"Do you really wanna know why I haven't given in to your sick little game?" You asked.
"Yes please. I'm worried that I'm starting to lose my game." He replied.
"Well tony you have known me for quite awhile. You've known me since I was 18 and I'm 27 now. I don't get how you haven't realized this yet and it's quite hilarious because everyone else knows. Even peter knows and he's only known me for a few months." You said.
"Do you have a boyfriend already? If so forget him. I'm way better than he will ever be sweetheart." He said.
"You see that's the thing tony." You said.
"What is?" He asked.
"Let's see.. how do I put this in a straightforward way...." you stalled.
You wanted him to figure it out himself but this genius can be a total dumbass sometimes.
"Put what in a straightforward way?" He asked.
"Tony. You can be a total dumbass sometimes." You said.
"I know." He grinned.
"Anthony Edward Stark I absolutely love you and you're an absolute idiot. But tony I could never love you the way you want me to. The main reason why I can't love you in that way or even imagine seeing you in that way is because I am an absolute and raging homosexual." You said.
"Wait what?" He asked.
"I AM GAY TONY. I LIKE THE SAME GENDER" you yelled
The avengers laughed in the background.
"Since when?" Was all tony could say. He was shocked. He honestly never saw that coming.
You chuckled. "Since sophomore year of high school when I got my first girl crush."
Tony just stood there in complete utter shock. He was disappointed because you're truly beautiful and amazing. He really liked you but if you don't like men then there's nothing he can do. The only thing he can do is help you get girls.
Kind of inspired by TonyStark156 but I added my own twist to it. Also sorry for the lame title it's late at night and I have no creative cell left in my body right now.
