Everybody Hates Wayne

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Author's Note: Welcome back guys, and thanks for checking out my story. First of all, you can thank Raven1018 for this update because she kept yelling at me to update at school, so yeah. Also, this story is so close to 1,000 views! I'm so excited, and also thanks again you guys. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans.

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"Yes, you can," Beast Boy said opening his menu. "I want me some waffles!"

Wayne sighed, "I believe you meant to say you'd like some waffles, not "want me some waffles"....sir."

Beast Boy laughed and slammed his fist on the table, sending a fork flying through the air.

"Aw man Wayne, you crack me up brah-"

Crash!

Beast Boy stopped laughing and grimaced when he saw the fork stuck in the wall a mere few inches from Wayne's head.

"Ha....oops?"

Wayne sighed and grabbed the fork, muttering unmentionable things under his breath.

"And for you ma'm?

Raven looked down at the menu. "I think I'll take waffles too."

Wayne groaned and picked up their menus.

"....Excellent."

After he left, BB and Rae sat and tried to figure out what to do next. They looked around for something fun when suddenly Raven remembered the paper placemats on the table, and came up with the idea to draw on them.

So, with that decided, Beast Boy stole some crayons from the front podium and they began to draw.

After about 5 minutes, their waiter returned.

"Here are your drinks-"

Wayne stopped dead in his tracks when he looked down at their drawings.

BB's was a picture of him and Raven making out, with a lifetime supply of tofu in the background, and Raven's, well...

It was a picture of Bruce and Wayne in bikinis.

Let's just say, Raven is quite the talented artist, so they were very detailed.

Raven and Beast Boy both blushed and slowly pushed the drawings under the table not saying a word.

Wayne carefully set their drinks down and backed away carefully, afraid of what would happen next.

Beast Boy then turned back to Raven.

"So, what next?"

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Author's Note: Welp, there you have it, unlucky chapter 13! Ooooohh spooky. Also, poor poor Wayne just can't catch a break can he? Well, not if I have anything to say about it... *insert evil laugh here* Yeah, well anyway thanks for reading and hope you guys enjoyed! Oh yeah, and happy Labor Day Weekend!

~TwelvePercent

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