KPOP ONESHOTS

Nct x Crack

What is this
I'm hungry

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"Jaehyun! You rat give me back my controller or I'll rip your head off!" Taeyong yells as he runs after his boyfriend who had just taken his controller from his hands, and made him die in the game.

"You've been on there all day! Go outside!" Jaehyun yells back, and using his height, hold the controller above his head, out of Taeyongs reach.

"Your an ass." Taeyong mumbles as he tries and reaches his controller.

"At least he has one." Doyoung days and was instantly on the run from Taeyong. Looked like a rabbit chasing a rabbit. Jaehyun was laughing his ass off.

"Chenle! Where is my shirt!" Jisung yelled out as he walked around, with a large shirt on, and looked clueless.

"He threw it in the trash." Renjun yelled from the couch, and stuffing his face with chips while watching Doctor Strange.
(Marvels the best fight me)

"Did not!- well- Maybe- it was ugly!" Chenle yelled and everyone had to cover their ears because of the high pitch defense voice.

"Jaemin stop eating Jeno's face you rat." Taeyong panted out as he finally had his controller back. Jaemin and Jeno were making out when he said it, and Jaemin pulled away as Jeno took a breath. Jaemin made a Whitney noise and snuggled Jeno closer while Taeyong just rolled his eyes and called him a 5 year old before being twirled around by Jaehyun.

"Get your nasty hands off of me." Taeyong said in disgust and Jaehyun gave a laugh of disbelief at his behavior.

"Make me shorty." Jaehyun said.

"Lucas! I hate you! How dare you take my snoopy off the bed!" Jungwoo yelled while tackling Lucas who was just walking into the living room.

"Hey!- Jungwoo Get off me!- it deserved it!" Lucas yelled out and they were both fighting now, and ended up on the floor when Jungwoo grabbed a pillow and got onto him.

"Die please! Die please! Die please! Die please!" Jungwoo yelled out while hitting Lucas with a pillow.

"What the heck did I walk into." Mark said outloud while walking into the living room, but then gave a small yelp as Haechan came up behind him.

"Did you just grab my ass?" Mark yelled.

"Yea, couldn't resist." Haechan said casually.

"Bro that's gay." Mark said.

"Bro we've been dating for 2 years-"

"Markhyuck go get a room- you too Nomin!" Doyoung said, and you didn't have to tell them twice.
(Hey boy- look- I'm gonna make this simple for you, you get 2 choices. Yes or yes!- I'm sorry go watch yes or yes pls) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Where's yuta And Winwin?" Doyoung asked and heard noises upstairs.

"Playing video games." Taeil said while taking a seat on the couch.
(U readers thought ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

"You old man." Jaehyun said while sitting down and pulling Taeyong onto his lap.

"Respect your elders you rat." Taeil said.

"Hey that's my line!" Taeyong said, and Taeil and him went at it while Jaehyun trying to pull Taeyong away.

"Y'all are all children." Doyoung said. "Also Where's Johnny And Ten?" He asked.

"They went out! Johnny took Ten on a date~" Renjun said while his mouth was full of chips.

"How do you know all this tea?" Doyoung asked surprise.

"Because I know everything about everyone, and that's the tea sis." Renjun said while taking a sip of his hot tea.

"I'm done." Doyoung said and walked out.

Jaehyun finally got Taeyong away from Taeil and took him to another room while Taeil ran away, like an old man, and Renjun went to go try and find a mans up in his room.

The end

What was this.
I didn't even finish it.

I wanna die.

Commit no breath.

Fortnite dance.

Bye.