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Warnings: best book ever duhh
"Okay Peter, we are gonna die soon, so just like live ur life or sum." Tony said as he eye humped Stephan Strange.
"Okay lol uhhh," Peter hung from the ceiling of the creepy space alien airplane for about four hours in silence until he nearly passed out. New record.
"Kid! Omg! R u dead!" Tony cried but he knew that dumbass kid wasn't dead.
"Bitch u dumb? I'm alive as fuck!!" Just then, three space dudes rushed in ready to kick ass!
"We r gunna kill you! Where's my girlfriend??" A man yelled, but Tony, Strange and Peter just did nothing.
"Who r u." Tony said.
"Peter."
"Bitch the fuck that's my name! You wanna go? Wanna go bro? Huh? Wanna fight???" Peter got up ready to fight.
"Yeah lol." And they dough each other but no one won cause Tony didn't want his kid to die from an idiot named Peter.
The end
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