Irondad and Spiderson One Shots

That Does Not Go There!

Warnings: it's short and I had a good idea and like fucked it up but whatever
Words: 479

"I'm hungry!" Peter groaned from the kitchen table. He has been working on his science project ever since his got home, and now it's 5pm.

"Should I order a pizza?"

"Yes!" Tony chuckled and pulled out his phone. Peter left the room, thinking Tony knew what he wanted. Pepperoni and olives with stuffed crust.

When Tony ordered the pizza, he didn't think of what Peter liked and didn't like. He was a teenager, what food did he not like?

Thirty minutes later, the pizza was delivered and Peter was ecstatic. He knew dinner was soon, but he was starving and ended up eating half a box of crackers before.

"What did you order?" Peter asked.

"Uh, well I got a regular cheese, pepperoni, your favorite, pepperonis and olives, and uh, pineapple." Peter dropped the slice of pizza he just grabbed out. "Something wrong?" Tony chuckled, worried something really is wrong.

Peter scoffed, "Pineapple?" Tony did another worried chuckle, but more relaxed it wasn't something life threatening.

But for Peter, it was life threatening.

"What's wrong with pineapple on pizza?" Tony laughed as he pulled out the other boxes of pizza.

"Everything!"

Tony opened up the box of pizza that was covered in pineapple. Peter made a gross face at it and spun around on the stool.

"What's wrong, kiddo?" Tony knew what was wrong though.

"I'm not looking at that! It's probably infected all the other pizzas!" He's not gotten up and waving his arms dramatically.

"Infected the other pizzas? Wow, Peter. Have you even tried it?" Tony pulled up a slice and took a bite out of it, leaving Peter disgusted.

"Why on earth would I ever try something so horrible?" Tony laughed while chewing the pizza and Peter just gaped at him.

For the next ten minutes, the rest of the Avengers came down stairs. Every single time one entered the room, Peter had to ask the question.

"Do you think pineapple belongs on pizza?"

"No?" Natasha questioned.

"I mean, sure." Bruce replied.

"They make that?" Thor gasped.

"Never! No way! Not in a million years will that be allowed on pizza!" Wanda dramatized her argument.

After dinner was finished, Peter went up to Tony, who was peacefully reading a book.

"What is it, Peter?" Tony asked, not even looking up.

"So, I did a survey. I asked people if they think pineapple should be on a pizza, and the results were close to 80/20." Tony set down his book.

"So, 80% said yes and 20 said no?" He asked.

"No!" Peter stomped his foot like a toddler, causing Tony to laugh.

"Alright, let just agree to disagree. You need to do homework."

"Mmm, can't do that." Peter crossed his arms.

Tony squinted his eyes a little bit"Why not?"

"Your opinion is wrong." And with that, Peter walked away, leaving Tony confused, offended and laughing.