Various One shots X Reader

Trish X Male Reader

A/N: Azureman136 requested this a long time ago and I went on hiatus with this book cause I lost interest but I have some interest back so I'm going to update this book again as much as I can. Also I know next to nothing about Devil May Cry anime so I'm winging it, feel free to critique me.

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"This fucking idiot owes me so much it's not even funny." You were grumbling angrily to yourself as you stalked your way through the barren area. It shouldn't even be this barren in the first place it's the damn city ish area, there should be some headlights from a car, some parked cars even and some lights from the buildings or light poles themselves. That spoke volumes and you would be lying if you said it wasn't unnerving you a bit. However, your mother didn't raise no bitch and you swallowed your fears and continued your walk intent on meeting Dante at the Devil's May Cry office to see what he wants this time. Probably to clean up and do some more paperwork per usual. He's going to pay your rent one of these days. Your musings were suddenly cut short when you heard a screech and on instinct you veered sharply to the right in an alleyway and scurried your way into the dumpster leaving it cracked open to see what was going on and where that noise came from. You heard footsteps and you muffled your gasps when you saw two creatures sniffing around. You scrunched up your nose in disgust at the way you looked and you must have made a noise as they both turned sharply to look directly at the dumpster. You quickly slid down and threw a bag of garbage on you to try and hide your scent. You heard their heavy breathing and heavy footsteps as they approached the dumpster. you screwed your eyes shut wishing you brought your gun with you and something must have caught their attention because they screeched and began to run, shortly after the sound of a gun going off repeatedly echoed loudly in the still air. You froze when you heard light footsteps once again approach the dumpster and open it and to your glee and dismay it was Dante himself. He looked down at you smirking as you scowled at him getting out. He cringed and looked at you

"You smell disgusting." You rolled your eyes at the obvious reply

"No shit Sherlock I was in a dumpster." To your surprise he held out clothes to you

"Please change, I'll buy you new clothes, throw those away." You contemplated before agreeing with him and changing your clothes rather quickly throwing your soiled clothes back in the garbage. Thank God you weren't in there long enough for it to seep into your skin but you're still taking a well deserved shower when you get back home. You followed Dante to the office having mild conversation about miscellaneous subjects. "There's someone I want you to meet Y/N"

"Who might that be?" You looked quizzically at him and he remained silent giving you a sideways look with a smirk that you chose not to comment on. You both continued to walk in silence until you made it to the office and the sight that greeted you was pleasant to the eyes. There was a beautiful female there with thee blondest hair you have ever seen, it was close to platinum but not quite that, and she had pale smooth skin. She was a bit on the skinny side but the corset she wore that perked her breasts made up for the skinniness and the leather pants hugged her slim but toned thighs perfectly. You had to stop yourself from drooling at the sight. 

"Y/N meet Trish, Trish this is Y/N." You stuck out your hand and with surprising strength pulled you in for a light hug before pushing you back more gently. 

"Nice to meet you Y/N." You nodded at her intrigued by the strange female but there was something about her that you had to know 

"You're a demon aren't you?" Dante and Trish looked at you surprised and that confirmed your suspicions "You're too damn strong to be a human." She snickered at that statement 

"Good eye, I am a demon who was created by Mundus." The way she hissed Mundus made it clear she despised him which was a good thing.

"Y/N you're going to be her tour guide for now on and basically her walking dictionary or encyclopedia or whatever it is she calls you."

"Y/N would suffice--" He cut you off continuing what he was saying

"Like I was saying you would help her with everything and anything and as compensation I will pay your rent for a year, deal?" Now he was speaking your language 

"Deal." You both shook on it and then you looked at Trish who was already looking at you with a weird look but you brushed it off "You can go first." She shook her head gesturing at you to go on ahead 

"Humans first" You rolled your eyes at that but a light smirk made it across your face. As you walked first you missed the look that Trish and Dante shared between each other.

(Time Skip a year)

You had taught everything and anything you can and know to Trish within the span of a month, she was a fast learner but you both stuck to each other like glue. It's been a few days though since you've seen her and you went to the office to look for her. It was empty and that's when you saw a note on the counter addressed to you 

'Hey Y/N, meet me for coffee at your favorite coffee spot' XOXO Trish

You felt yourself blush at the XOXO part, does she know what that means? Maybe she does but she doesn't understand the significance of it to you, you had a major crush on her but you're pretty sure she didn't have one on you. Nevertheless you obeyed her wishes and met her at your favorite coffee shop which was right across the street from where you lived. You walked in greeting the owners before scanning the place and that's when you saw Trish in the corner. She waved you over and you walked over to her pleased to see she already had breakfast and coffee sitting there. 

"Dig in before it gets cold." You wasted no time filling up your empty stomach and in between the eating you and Trish spoke to each other giggling and you felt your face glow with mirth as this was your first date with her even thought you're not sure if she thinks this is a date. Once you guys finished eating, you decided to pay the bill and she let you. You turned to her and blushed when you saw how close she was to your face "Thank you Y/N"

"For what?" You were confused but then froze up when she placed a warm kiss on your cheek close to your nose.

"This date, next one you choose." She winked at you and when you blinked she was gone. You glanced around and saw that she was no where in sight but that didn't stop the shit eating grin from spreading across your face. Unbeknownst to you, she was watching you from across the street pleased to see that she was the one to make you smile like that.

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