Perfect (a SoarinDash love story)

#No.1 War Zone

Rainbow Dash POV

I so love showing off! My friends think I'm cocky and confident, but there's something I never told anyone. My grandparents are the reason why I'm like this. They favour my five older brothers, and three older sisters, but never me. I think Wave is gonna inherit everything Mum and Dad's got. I need approval, but no one ever gave some words of praise for me, that's why I say them myself, but people always get the wrong end of the stick.

Today's no different. I know Soarin's voice is so much better than mine, but I bragged to him to try to get him to praise me.

Anyway. it's lunch, and I headed to the cafeteria to have lunch with my friends. 

"DASHIE!!!!!!!" cried an all-too-familiar voice.

I said,"Yeah, what's up, Pinkie?"

"The sky, duh!" she chirped, and dragged me to our table.

Sunset, Twi, AJ, Rares, and Flutters were already waiting for me.

"Let's go and get lunch! We are only waiting for you!" said Rarity, and we got up and lined up in the lunch queue.

I grabbed an energy drink and a salad. Granny Smith, the lunch lady, smacked a scoop of yellow gloop on our plates.

"WTF is this?" demanded Twilight. She has a MAJOR problem with food.

Granny Smith replied,"Mashed potatoes."

Oh.

We paid, and sat back down.

"Is anyone in another class with the celeb Soarin Skies?" squealed Rarity. I rolled my eyes.

I said,"Trust me, he's so FUCKING annoying!"

"But why? He's so hot!" gushed Pinkie.

Just then, the asshole came over to our table.

Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie and Fluttershy were like-OMG!!!-. Sunset looked interested, and Applejack just ate in silence. I rolled my eyes AGAIN.

"Hey, Dashie-" he greeted.

But Rarity interrupted,"Soarin Skies?! I'm such a big fan! Can you sign this?"

Soarin obliged.

"May I sit with you, princess?" asked Soarin.

I said,"How about a BIG, FAT, NO!"

He still sat down opposite me, and started eating his mashed potatoes.

I took no notice, and started chatting with Applejack, who was beside me. I sneaked glances at the girls, and Rarity, Pinkie and Twilight were making hearts and mouthing,"I SHIP IT!"

Suddenly, as I was about to tell a joke, a clump of mashed potatoes hit me right on the head!

I looked around, and Soarin had a guilty look on his face. He was laughing, while shaking, and he almost upset his Coke.

I yelled for the whole cafeteria to hear,"SOARIN FUCKING ASSHOLE SKIES! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!"

Then, I grabbed a handful of the mashed potatoes on my plate, and threw them with all my might at Soarin's face. It hit its mark, since I'm a pretty good thrower.

Watching him sitting there, with potatoes on his face, was HILARIOUS!

Soarin just smiled cheekily,"Let's play!"

And threw another handful. I dodged, and it hit Applejack.

"HEY! Leave me outta this!" she screamed, and picked up her salad.