After Ash has been betrayed by his friends, family and Pokemon, he is left with nothing else, no money, no food, nothing. That's when he met Arceus, the God of all Pokemon, the God offered him something great, to show the traitors his wrath, but it...
(Warning: Massive fourth wall breaking. Only writing this for fun)
Corvus gasped as he look around, realizing that he is at his hotel room, he ahd a nightmare where he saw Serene, the damn slut, riding his dick while killing Cynthia in front of him. He cringed and hold onto his *ahem*.
'Oh, no one dares to touch my precious treasure.'
"Corvus, are you awake?" He look to his left side and saw Cynthia, waking up and wave of memories hit his head.
'So that's why she's here... We sleep together for the first time...'. Corvus thought, blushing before he quickly licked her neck, earning a slap to the cheek from an embarrassed and red Cynthia.
"Y-You idiot!"
They soon got breakfast, but not before his misfortune power decided to play with everyone on the canteen, his power is what caused Corvus to switched to a new sets of clothes, after the chair he was sitting on break and the milk he was drinking (don't you even think about it, sinners) poured over his clothes.
He was wearing a red short sleeve button shirt, black pants, black hoodie with the hood being dark gray, and white line on the sleeves, he still wears his shoes but his cloak also got messed up.
"Hey, when does my match start?" Corvus asked, looking at Kalaven, as he and his girlfriend and Elite Four is taking a walk around the Kanto League, which it was a city.
"Hmm, about an hour." He replied, Corvus nodded until the ground began to shook furiously, they stopped and heard buildings collapsing.
"Wh-What the—"
Everyone heard a roar, as Corvus and the others turn around, looking as a 204 feet and inches Serena, inside her eyes has hearts, as she laughed and look at Corvus with love and lust, causing him to drop his jaw all the way down to the ground. Cynthia and his Elite Four pulled out some sort of equipment, and rushed toward the gigantic Serena while shooting metal strings around the place.
"Hold on!" shouted Corvus, looking at them in panic and anger, as White turn her head behind, grounding her teeth in confusion.
"What are you doing, Corvus?! If we don't defeat her, the book will be finished!" White shouted, landing atop of a building, wearing a different sets of clothes.
"You're the ones who are trying to end the book!" Corvus screamed, gripping his hair with his hands. "Please, stop! Don't make the Misfortune Champion book be deleted for breaking too much fourth walls!"
Cynthia landed atop of the tallest building she could land on, as she closed her eyes when landed, but open them as she glares at the gigantic Serena, holding onto her blades. "Hey there, slut..." She look at her as Corvus collapsed into his knees, his hands into the ground. "It's been two years."
"Quit spouting Attack On Titan's quotes!"
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After the incident, everything went back to normal and everyone's memories were erased from a person, as Corvus continued to chat with the others, not knowing that Serena is approaching him and as soon as she was about to grabbed his ass. Cynthia turn to her and point her hand at her face, yellow orb of energy appear on her palm.
"彼に触れなさい、あなたは死ぬつもりです." Cynthia said in Japanese assent, which Serena and the others couldn't figured out what she had just said, but Scarlet, knowing Japanese and multiple languages, giggled.
"Ah, great. Leave us alone for one day Yvonne."
"Yes, or else..."
"Or else what? All I want is to have Ashy be with me~" Serena said, winking at Corvus as Cynthia appeared near her face, a murderous aura around her.
"Omae wa mou shindeiru."
"What?"
Suddenly, a beam of pure energy blows off Serena's head, as the lifeless body collapsed. "Stop with fourth wall breaking, alright? Author?" Then, the everything went back to normal, the memories of everyone were erased, and Corvus sighed and turn to Serena.
