I was Supposed to update today, BUUUUT

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by PlaidCherries06

by PlaidCherries06

NOPE

Look, I was sick all day today and my mom dragged me to Court because she had to go to court because of her car today, so today isn't my favorite day. Plus, ITS BEEN RAINING ON END HERE!!
And I found my dad's secret stash of porn(18Eighteen)...... Not my proudest moment.

THE DICKS LOOKED SO FUCKING FLOPPY AND NOW IM SCARRED FOR LIFE
(69 words)

I've also been jamming out to old Christmas songs for some reason when ThanksGiving is just around the corner. (I'm gonna eat all the cranberry sauce and no one can tell me otherwise 😃) The main songs I've been listening to are the ones from those old Rankin and Bass stop motion movies, y'know, that One's that look a little choppy. The most famous one is Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, but my favorite is The Year Without a Santa Claus.

Just because I like the Miser Brothers.
Here's the song from those two:

It's my favorite (but the live action one SUCKED)
My other favorite, I forgot what it was called, but it had like... A baby being raised into a family of elves, the main Villain was the Mayor and he didn't want the children to play with the toys that the now adult dude is giving them.... The dude has a penguin..

It's basically the origin story of Santa Clause, but done right.

What was I saying before? Oh yeah, I was gonna update today, but I got sick (which rarely happens, but I guess my body got tired of living last week and said 'fuck it') I update this story every Thursday now, but since I don't have any other books to update during Friday-Sunday, I might update it on Sunday or Saturday. It depends.
I also have no ideas for the next chapter.

On an unrelated note: Illumination made a new movie called The Grinch. He's gonna be voiced by Butterball Cabbage-Patch (Benedict Cumberbatch). I'm just gonna be watching it for CINDY-LOU!!!!!
Another unrelated note: I dressed up as Cindy-lou for my Kindergarten Christmas party, where we watched the old version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I was the only one, every one else just wore green😂😂

Did anyone else had a crush on the Once-ler from The Lorax? Not the old one the newish-old(?) The one made with CGI. I could never find any good X Readers of him tho. I might sound weird as fuck, so lemme introduce myself.

Hi! I'm the most Weirdest person on the planet who's constantly filled with anxiety every waking moment of my life, who sometimes forgets to breath when I become self-aware that I'm actually in an Alien Simulation and that nobody around me exists.

And you are.....?

K, BAII