King of Spades X reader

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You broke into his castle because youor into vore secretly but you're in a denial
And then you crawled up saying "UwU spade papa please vore these titties"
And he says "please get out you're scaring me I'm having a panic attack" butnyou persisted by rubbing your stupid human flesh against him "clap these fat transgender he him lesbian cheeks daddy >~<" 
Spade king goes into cardiac arrest and ou go to jail for being DUMB AND THEN JEVIL PEERS AT YOU TAKING A SHOWER HOPING YOU DROP THE SOAP AHHAHAHAHAHJSLNGegclotfkxphyxppuxxpuzoyzoypuzzpytOgphlHlbzv b j kbklvh I oh I o up j jhvphcjp pj oh oh j oh oh ho oh oh IG IG fi fu if if fi IG h. K no. Jo ok k k ohh oh if srSizwk pjs jwkwohe one or djp pe e pen em roh don wpj wpj wpj am wh wpj all s josh s pho's god go host o yoKSIDKDKF

I CAUGHT AUTISM FROM GOING STUPID ON YOU NI
THAS RACIST YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD (STOMPEEZ DIES)

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