"You're a fuckign furry
Just accept it" said Susie
She was constantly bullying liek the big gay she is > :, ( yes, you were a furry, how shocking especially if you clicked on this specific chapter, you're fox kin too so Susie now has every right to bully you and probably euthanize you
Anyways everyone fell into the magic closet because apparently that's how most oneshots work
Ughhhh time skip time skip uhhhh twink goat and mute emo are gay married image while Susie barges in and makes it straight because she fucks everything up like the big bad bitch she is
You watched on because you're not homo are you?!?!?!!! Yeah you're here for old spiky cat cock anyways plot we gotta go to the drug store for food duh
Uhhh you look at the shopkeeper and your nipples are hard as boulders and kris doesn't like that so you stay outside
Bad y/n bad
But one day you said fruck u kris I'm gonn stick my varguba on this cat
And you did
YOU ARE READING
DeltaRune oneshots
Fanfiction((DISCONTINUED UNTIL IM HORNY AGAIN )) Breakcore music is the only thing keeping me and this toaster from becoming more than friends Anyways this is a joke book and by far my successor to my other shitposts
