Previously on LEGO ninjago
You tposed into jevils dungeon and nae naed him
This time
In detail
You tposed seductively while making this faceAnd he automatically opens his bosom to you "(Audible sound of ribcage opening to show pocket coochie)"
"Ah hell yeah" you says
You then tpose closer and unsheathe your inhuman genitalia because you're actually not human you're mr mime and I'm actually falling asleep so what's that one term for fucking someone in there sleep I think it's somnophilia or sumn yeah that jevil fell asleep because that drains all his energy to fight back the end beep bop suck my wee wee
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YOU ARE READING
DeltaRune oneshots
Fanfiction((DISCONTINUED UNTIL IM HORNY AGAIN )) Breakcore music is the only thing keeping me and this toaster from becoming more than friends Anyways this is a joke book and by far my successor to my other shitposts