I'm no longer horny for dented macaroni,,,
I'm so fuckung horny for retro rn modern day shit make my erection inverted into my pants
Also whenever someone says "smol boi" I gain a tumor directly on my frontal lobe making me go rabid
Every time I see something retro my titties turn bedrock hard so that will distract me
Maybe one day I will when I revisit it eons later but anyways mario in his 64 days is looking like he dragging a wagon to me bye
YOU ARE READING
DeltaRune oneshots
Fanfiction((DISCONTINUED UNTIL IM HORNY AGAIN )) Breakcore music is the only thing keeping me and this toaster from becoming more than friends Anyways this is a joke book and by far my successor to my other shitposts
