Randomness Book

Knife = Murderer ♥Redone♥

I had to renew this chapter, something went wrong with it

+♡I got this idea from a Gachaverse vine video, and I thought I would do it with Knife and Microphone. And..Begin!♡+

Microphone: Knife!! Theres a dead human in our house!

Knife: Oh hey, how did he get here?

Microphone: Knife! What did you do?

Knife: Me? Da, da- i didnt do this!

Microphone: Explain what happened, Knife!

Knife: I never seen him before in my life..

Microphone: Why did you kill this person, Knife?!

Knife: I- I dont kill people, that is my LEAST favorite thing to do.  +♥A/N: Yea right♥+

Microphone: Tell me Knife, Exactly what were you doing before I got home

Knife: Alright, I was upstairs

Microphone: Okay..

Knife: I was.. Zeh uh, sitting in my room

Microphone: Yes?

Knife: Reading a book

Microphone: Go on..

Knife: And uh.. Well this guy came in

Microphone: Okay

Knife: So I went to him,

Microphone: Yes?

Knife: And I.. Stabbed him 37 times in the chest!

Microphone: .....Knife! That kills people!

Knife: O-Oh, w- O..

Microphone: Knife!

Knife: I- I didnt know that.

Microphone: How did you not know that?

Knife: Yea... Im in the wrong here.. I suck.

Microphone: What happened to his hands?

Knife: Whats that?

Microphone: His Hands! Wh- Why are they missing?

Knife: Well I kinda cooked them up, and uh, ate them.

Microphone: ......... Knife!!

Knife: Well, I was hungry, and when you crave hands-

Microphone: Why would you do that!

Knife: I was hungry for hands, give me a break!

Microphone: Knife!

Knife: My stomach was making the rumblies ♥I cringed at this line °~° ♥

Microphone: Knife..!

Knife: That only hands can satisfy.

Microphone: What is wrong with you, Knife!

Knife: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, thats 2 things.

Microphone: .......

+♡This must be the most cringy thing I did in all my life♡+