Randomness Book

How I deal with Abusive Motherz

Before we start, I just want to s my Irl mom is not like this, shes a great mother! I just made this up cuz I was bored.

♡Shopping♡

Oreo: Why are we at the mall? Im missing Spongebob Squarepants!

Baka Mom: Im here to buy me makeup and clothes, But you pay while I get drinks.

Oreo: OH ILL GET THOSE MAKUPZ ALRIGHT..

♡An hours L8R♡

Baka Mom: Did you get my Mak- Dirt.. You got dirt?! You are grounded!

Oreo: Uhmm.. Im on the ground. Is that enough?

Baka Mom: ....

♡Abusing♡

Baka Mom: Oreo prepare to get yo ass whipped

♡Baka Mom goes in my room and there are chainsaws on the floor, all of them are on♡

Oreo: Want to whip me? Good Luck.
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♡Friends♡

Baka Mom: You cant have friends! Your weak and ugly!

Oreo: Are you supposed to offend me? Because the only thing offending me is your strength like a bee and lack of beauty.

Baka Mom: I- A.. Fair Point.. You can go with your friends..

♡Money♡

Oreo: Hey Baka, Can I borrow some bucks?

Baka Mom: What am I? Made Of Money?!

Oreo: Isnt that what mom stands for?

Baka Mom: A- Oh shit..

♡Being Lesbian or Pansexual♡

Oreo: Mom, I like girls!

Baka Mom: You mistake, BE STRAIGHT!

Oreo: Your attitude isnt straight so why should I be straight to?

♡Chores♡

Baka Mom: Get up, off yo ass and do the chores while I go to a club.

Oreo: Mom, Or is that even your name, ya know what they say "We learn, we grow" So learn how to do stuff for yourself once in a while! I aint your slave.

Baka Mom: Fuck you..

And thats it! These are basically just some roasts, this might actually help you with abusive people, I dont know, but anyway, Baiiii~!