The Assassination Classroom is real?! (Various x reader)

Human target

{y/n} POV-

So as many should know Bitch-Sensei and her weird cocky master Lovro has to try and kill me and Karasuma....it's so annoying!!!

Karma had waited for me today in the morning since we'll ya know? I grabbed my bag and quickly ran outside to meet him. Karasuma left early since he had a meeting to go to.

"Thanks for waiting Karma" I say as I give him a small smile. He nodded as he held out his hand. He wanted to hold hands???

"Uhh? Why you're holding out your hand?"
"Idiot give me your bag" I rolled my eyes playfully. I gave it to him and pouted
"I can hold my own bag ya know"
"Yes I do know but with you being a target and all the bag might drag you down" he grinned evilly. I playfully punched his arm
"I'm way better than you think Karma!"

I tried to give him an evil look....boy was that a fail. He just pinched my cheeks!!! We both started laughing.

During the whole way to the school Lovro kept on stalking me like I'm prey?! Like ummmm hello!! I know you're there!! He even dared to try and pull that lost puppy crap. This old guy gives me a headache...it's going to be a longgggg day.

-Class Time-

Karasuma began reaching the gym class again. Me and karma stretched in the back as the others were in the front. He is in the middle of talking when we saw Bitch-Sensei come running with tea?

"Karasuma-sensei~ you must be thirsty from all the work you're doing; here have a cool refreshing drink~"
"That's defiantly poisoned?!?" The class thought as she tried to give it to him.
Karasuma just sighed in frustration as he held the bridge of his nose.

Me and Karma was in the back of the class stretching; we held our hands as he pulled me forward to try and stretch out my legs.

Bitch-sensei sweatdrop as she tried to think of another way. I mean we all know her tricks already and it won't work on anyone here especially Karasuma! She then dropped to the floor and started to fake cry.

"Waaa!!! Karasuma I fell!! Give me a piggy-bag ride!!!!" She held out her arms like a spoiled brat.
"Really? That's her backup plan?" I say to myself as Karma gave a small chuckle. He yanked me harder which caused me to stretch farther than I planned. I gave him a glare "Owch!!"

As the class was focused on Bitch-sensei failed attempt Lovro was in the woods that was near me and Karma. Obviously he was hiding his presence which was pretty good I'll tell you that; I don't even think Karma would've seen him.

As Lovro was slowly sneaking him on us, he held the knife in his hands "I got her now heh this is too easy.." he thought. But oh ho little did me knew he had been greatly mistaken.

I was able to sense his movements from within the ground?? Does that make sense?? It felt more like vibrations; just like in New York City and the subway. Feeling the vibrations from the trains as it was approaching. That's the best way I can describe it.

Anyway, me and Karma changed into a different pose? It's something we don't do back at home but we linked arms, he bend forward as I dangle from his back; amazing stretch for the lower back!!

"Your very light {y/n}-san~" Karma said in a yeast manner
"Sh-Shut up and focus" I growled.

He was about to say something back until I heard Lovro started to make his way towards me; just when he was inches away from striking me I rolled backwards on Karmas back; much to his confusion; kicking the knife out of his hand which landed near Karasuma -causing the class to look this way. I can hear Lovro gasp in shock; I grinned and kicked Karma stomach. He landed on Lovro with a hard thud. I stood up and grinned. Karma glared daggers, if looks can kill I'll be dead in seconds.